✞ // 🇬🇧🇵🇰 // 23 // he/him // LCFC 🦊💙 // used to spl, now mainly fpl

leic / ldn
Joined August 2016
🚨 LEAKED: Burnham budget proposals - Fines for leaving your bin out after 6pm on bin day - Double VAT on chips without gravy - Tolls for southbound sections of motorways - Double employer National Insurance if you wear a quarter-zip at work - Maximum prices for vending machines
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i don’t respect individuals with first name nicknames. like your parents named you danny straight up? not daniel but people call you danny on some cute shit? the name written on your birth certificate is “danny” fuck off dude
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17 years ago, Cheryl released “Fight For This Love”
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manager said he’d like to speak with me
just started my new job and i’m already doing everything wrong
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‘If you’re ever in Dagenham, shout me’ is ridiculous 🤣
Throwback to when PinkPantheress got recognised on the side of the road after her car broke down 😭😭😭
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Possibly the most concise political interview in British history. No waffle. Straight to the point.
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Every European country facing a pension crisis looks like that now
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this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
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what a year this week has been
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Been thinking a little too much about 2019 these days
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coworkers starting to ask about my personal life
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Just took a shit without my phone #primal
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Just seen 4th person from high school get engaged on ig and I just had takis for dinner
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im so serious whoever produced this deserves a grammy
She was only 13 and made a Halloween classic. We stan
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my credit card js got hacked and the first purchase the hacker made was discord nitro yearly
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Me celebrating that Verbruggen 6th save
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Made it to Friday at every cost.
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That Miriam Margolyes apology…
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