I'm the Assistant. I love getting shit done and tend to align myself with visionaries. My tweets are my own and DO NOT represent anyone I work for/with.
Orlando, FL
Joined July 2009
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Just posted a photo @ Daily's Place instagram.com/p/CekZOFdMIso/… – at Midtown, FL
Jordan the Assistant retweeted
This man just might be my new favorite human. 🔥🔥🔥
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Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando instagram.com/p/CdCTxOhsb1D/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando instagram.com/p/CchL5kEMKXv/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ Baldwin Park instagram.com/p/CboGO_fMt-1/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ Lake Eola Downtown Orlando instagram.com/p/CbWRlM7MfXn/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ Orlando, Florida instagram.com/p/CbL4FEAMQj8/… – at Orlando, FL
Just a little more… #running Cooler days are ideal but I really have to remember to anti-chafe the nipples if I’m going to do more than 10k… #ouch @ Baldwin Park instagram.com/p/CbEDW9fsHfi/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ Baldwin Park instagram.com/p/CayEFKEsFB4/… – at Orlando, FL
Jordan the Assistant retweeted
HOLY HELLFIRE! Look what @Forbes just published, my fiends. #LuciferNetflix
When at #LakeEola… one does not - not film #baby #swans. #neighborhood @ Lake Eola Park instagram.com/p/CQR8SS9BVHg/… – at Orlando, FL
Just posted a photo @ CVS Pharmacy instagram.com/p/CN77rFjB9gW/… – at Meadow Woods, FL
Jordan the Assistant retweeted
I would totally let this guy cut the prescription pick-up line at Walgreens. I mean, he has symptoms.
Let’s just be clear that any straight white dude who thinks that it’s okay to blame anybody that’s not a straight white dude for anything they THINK any race/gender has done or deserves, logically has to accept blame for anything any other straight white dude has done... #ItsALot – at Paradise Heights, FL
Jordan the Assistant retweeted
30 years ago today, @davematthewsbnd played their very first show together at TRAX in CVille, VA as part of a benefit concert for the Middle East Children's Alliance. @SLessard found a cassette from that very night in his archive: youtu.be/CpZ3rKneQ7E #DMBHistory
WOW 😳 Stuff like this makes me believe the kids might be okay after all 👏🏻 – at Paradise Heights, FL
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Jordan the Assistant retweeted
Inbox: Introducing Unicoaster - The game you can ride! It's time for more excitement in the gaming industry.
Here's the video: vimeo.com/475934131
