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It’s me! Josh O’Neill! From Standup!

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Joined July 2009
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My grandma died surrounded by friends and family. We chased her down an alley, had her completely surrounded, and just really let her have it.
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Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died
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If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.
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“DOOO YOU WANT SOME PIIIIEE?” - @thetoadies on Thanksgiving
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North Koreans reacting to “Mr. Bean” at the Pyongyang International Film Festival
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we moved on from this perfectly weird ass movie way too fast
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WWE has reportedly hired a new "Senior Director of Creative Strategy,” Cyrus Kowsari, focusing on AI based storytelling and integration. The AI service has suggested Bobby Lashley should return as someone who was “obsessed with Japanese culture and history.” ‘He was introduced to the creative staff by Paul “Triple H” Levesque. Levesque said that Kowsari would lead WWE’s transition to AI based storytelling and integrate AI into creative services like video and graphics. He said that this shift is inevitable when it comes to creative in pro-wrestling.’ ‘Kowsari said he would both manage AI storytelling and be a liaison to the White House as Levesque is taking on more duties in politics in some form.’ So far the AI software has come up with what one person with knowledge of the situation called absurdly bad storylines. (via @WONF4W)
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"Welcome to the world, Bob. Let’s go. Big picture."
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A big cup of noodles A giant cup of noodles A big cup of noodles A giant cup of noodles
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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A guy who hates toilets so he gets a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing into one
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Crazy week for this genre of TV
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The final WWE appearance of Hulk Hogan.
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Every Coldplay album is a concept album and that concept is “Come cheat on your spouse at our show”
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Hunter, you famously never drink all your water
Thank you for having us, @SecKennedy. Always striving to do whatever we can to help make our nation’s youth as healthy as they can be.
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Say what you will about RFK JR, but there’s no denying that his name’s a bunch of letters
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The new pope’s from Newport, KY but he’s gonna tell people he’s from Cincinnati
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The women of my letterboxd top 4
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