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Nigeria
Joined September 2022
What's the best way to punish a woman?
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I want love, but leave me alone.😭
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The only thing guaranteed in this life is death. Everything else is a gamble.
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Just sabi cook it doesn’t matter if you are poor they will rush you πŸ₯Ή
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Lol, bfor Tinubu, you no need loan to pay your sch fees.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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too lazy to explain myself, just judge me
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If I gain nothing dealing with you, what do I lose letting you go? NOTHING!
We’re grown now, we either want each other or not. Whoever wants to get chased should get a pitbull.
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We’re grown now, we either want each other or not. Whoever wants to get chased should get a pitbull.
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Why do men collect phone numbers when they already know they won’t call? What’s the point of that?
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Men are not complicated. Give them s*x, respect, and a home cooked meal and they’ll go all out for you. The problem is too many women don’t want to put in that effort.
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My skin glows with water and discipline, yours needs budget. We no be same level.
Before you ask for my number, can you afford my skincare?
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Why is the whole girls, ladies or women on X ( tweeter ) gentle? Is it because of the economy?
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A heartbreaking and unexpected moment caught everyone off guard during Perez Hilton’s livestream… What really happened? πŸ˜³πŸ’”
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π—œπ—§'𝗦 π—•π—”π—Ÿπ—Ÿπ—’π—‘ 𝗗'𝗒π—₯ 𝗗𝗔𝗬 🀩🍿 Harry kane πŸ†
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Share 500k between your MOM and DAD.
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Signs of a useless girlfriend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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when devil is ready to finish a man’s life , he makes him start seeing womanizing as an achievement
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In this economy, even my backup plan needs financial assistance.
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My sister keep asking me... "How do you get girls that enjoy smoking with you ? Me sef no even know. We just smoke & fwk
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As a man, make sure you sabii crack woman well ooh...
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An egg used to cost only N5 at some point. We used to buy Limca & Gold Sport for N50. Even Sardine used to be N150. The more I remember these things, the angrier I get.
I saw Pepsi at #200 I saw Egg roll at #100 I saw Bag of rice at #20,000 I saw Titus at #300 I saw Indomie at #30 I saw Caprisun at #50 I saw Pure water at #10 What did you see?
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