Every once in a while you get three quick pees in before you flush and it feels like you’re really saving the planet right there
90 Day Fiancé is a more complete and in-depth examination of the dregs of every rung on the white socioeconomic ladder than any graduate anthropology thesis, prove me wrong
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Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious
Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs
Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow
Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come
Oh yeah you ain’t lyin
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Man I’m getting so mad at the @celtics for settling for all these early clock contested threes and then I remember that when I coached 8th grade boys basketball and we’d do five minutes of layups five minutes of free throws and then some free shoot time...
Man what must it be like and what must YOU be like to be able to successfully coach a group of superhuman celebrity millionaire babies
.@DwightHoward seems like the kind of kid who was really into quoting The Mask
Man it’s so nice for the Celtics not to have the pressure on them to have to avoid becoming the first team to ever go up 3-0 and then lose the series
You need one who focuses on the ANALYTICS: nuts and bolts, what strategies are being used, the logical component of the game, and the other commentator needs to bring the HEART:,reminds us of the human stakes and storylines playing out before our very eyes! The how and the why!




