runs marathons. did an ironman. twice. ultra runner. weight lifting. yoga. single. sober. selling my soul for cake. 😊 *opinionsaremyown

Oulton, England
Joined March 2015
The people who seem to be really angry about the fact that HMRC will be able to directly recover debts from bank accounts ,are the same people who were positively ecstatic when the same policy only applied to the DWP. Just an observation
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Late August angst and a pointless night
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Burnham's keeping the Triple Lock
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This cost me £6 today. @CountBinface, our country needs you.
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Sarah Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a WHITE Police Officer. Nigel Farage called for calm. But when he can use racism he calls for Cold, Hard, Rage.
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Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.
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Pints £2 below pub price. 76% say unacceptable. MPs shouted "get a life" at Hannah Spencer for raising it. Sign it 👇
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The great British heatwave is underway. The supermarket is packed. The sausage aisle is busier than a nightclub on New Year’s Eve. One man has no top on. A woman just said “How about some kebabs on sticks? Will they do?” A chap just muttered “mustn’t forget coleslaw”. Someone else simply shouted “BUNS!” It’s all go.
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YES HUNGARY!!!🇭🇺 🇭🇺 🇭🇺
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IMPORTANT REQUEST. Can we please calm the f-down about marmalade? It isn’t going anywhere. This is a tool to distract you from far more important topics.
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If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry
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Left: NASA Astronaut Christina Koch is the space plumber Right: Winner of Gorton & Denton by-election, now Member of Parliament, Hannah Spencer, is the earth plumber Shoutout to plumbers who seem to be taking over the earth, the moon, and parliament 😎
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Dear Millennial Little Sisters, As you approach perimenopause, please reach out to us because our moms didn’t tell us shit either but we’ve been yelling at doctors for 15 years and found out some stuff. xoxo - Gen X
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As boards of peace go, this one's got off to a bad start.
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So Farage wants us to believe that Muslim women were desperate to vote for Matt Goodwin but were coerced by their husbands into voting for a party led by a gay Jew instead? Fucking hilarious.
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Telling a woman who was a victim of abuse that her experiences aren’t valid because you’ve had a positive interaction with her abuser is one of the lowest, most disgusting things you can do.
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Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award, "It's not lost on me why I might have won this award" "Aside from presenting Match of the Day, the most iconic football show for 26 years" "Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak up on behalf of those who have no voice" @GaryLineker Legend 👏
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