Discontent Creator, Debunker, Shambassador, BadInfluencer, Interrupter Bastardo, Sub-elite, Uxbridge educated. (Parroty account)

Joined June 2014
Very nice
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United should sack Carrick and then immediately appoint him as interim manager to sort this mess out
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Needless to say...
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First session at my "Reading the Room" class. I think it's gone pretty well.
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Dryrobe has invented the coat
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Nobody expects the Spanish inundation.
🇪🇸 A Spanish TV reporter gets HIT by a BIG WAVE while covering the storm live. The wave crashed over the promenade wall in Ondarroa, slamming him and the camera. The signal briefly dropped, but both he and the camerawoman are fine. Reporting rough seas just got a LIVE demonstration 🌊 Writer: Lucas
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Newsreader said "burgalries"
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- But Bill, I don't wanna keep a little food, water and cash for emergencies. That's the guvmints responsibility. I pay my taxes. - Then doooooooooon't!
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When someone at work suggests a ‘Lunch and Learn’ session.
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3 days emergency gel supply sorted ✅
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This made me chuckle.
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“What is it mein Fuhrer?” “It’s from Steve Witkoff. He’s nominated me for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
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12 gels? 12? That’s insane
12 gels just to run a half marathon? Hmmm.
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Name one brand that used to be elite on the terraces in the 80s or 90s, but is now strictly worn by dads doing Sunday supermarket shopping.
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Astonished that the CEO behind Como’s rise from Serie D to A was Dennis Wise Speechless
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"The milestones show commitment... Not times.... So there is your focus" #NotaCult
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Dentists casually dictating things like “Oral Cancer risk” as if they’re checking tread depth during an MOT.
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