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Townies! Some last-minute tickets got released for tonight’s Live DPT at 6:30pm PT! If you want to hang with the guys and @jimgaffigan - and hear some live music from @benleemusic - grab a ticket! eventbrite.com/e/dumb-people…
Check out "Dumb People Town Live" eventbrite.com/e/dumb-people… @Eventbrite
I GOT MINE!!!! Who else gonna be there!!! Will there be a #Flato appearance? @DPTpodcast @danielvankirk @SklarBrothers
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Making substantial change is not a sprint.. it's a marathon.. let's keep moving forward
The Cool Spring Downtown District, with the help of dozens of volunteers, completed on Monday the Fayetteville city-approved project that shows solidarity for the Black Lives Matter movement. abc11.tv/31w1N7x
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Trump should wear a mask. Then I wouldn’t have to look at his fat, vapid, empty, pugnacious face. Or at least I wouldn’t have to look at half of it.
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He had the perfect plan.. no one would have ever guessed the name Rumpelstiltskin.. but he got too arrogant...
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I got mine, Baby! DVK and the #MirrorMen? Are you kidding me?
I’ll be napping in the afternoon so I can laugh all night at my buds. Join us!
Huge News! We’ll be doing a full headlining set on Thurs June 4th 7pm PT on zoom at the Nowhere Comedy Club. And GET THIS! @danielvankirk will be doing a set with us that night! Spots are limited (Less Than 400) Don’t get shut out! Go to eventbrite.com/e/night-of-a-… for tix.
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Surprise!! The audiobook of me & @PoetryCrush's book dropped TODAY on @audible_com (audible.com/thenewone) The hardcover book is now coming out June 16th. (Cover by @crystale & @wendymac) We are very proud of it & spent many hours recording it. Enjoy!! #HappyMothersDay
@CyAmundson @thatchaddaniels #middleofsomewhere
Not sure how I feel about seeing you guys. You don't look like you sound.😳
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haha trump is putting his name on the memo line of the stimulus checks so it’s going to look like the United States is paying everyone to put up with him
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If you’re looking for a new podcast in isolation, Middle of Somewhere with @thatchaddaniels & Cy Amundson is it. It’s the only podcast I don’t eat food while i’m listening because on multiple occasions i’ve almost choked to death. Also the only podcast i’ve bought merch for.
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Haven’t checked out my podcast with Cy Amundson called Middle of Somewhere? Now’s the time! New episode every Monday morning.
middleofsomewherepodcast.com
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Pre-pandemic
Your boss: “Sorry, we don’t let people work from home. We don’t think we can live up to our standard of quality remotely.”
Mid-pandemic
Your boss: “Come on guys! Rally up! Just because we’re at home doesn’t mean we can’t achieve our same standard of quality!!!!”
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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
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1/n A note on testing- not all labs are reporting yet (or promptly), but the ones that do, report that 90% of tests (which are usually people exposed or w/ symptoms) are #COVID19 negative. That means even among the highest risk people, most don’t have #coronavirus...
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6/6 Thanks to commercial market, testing is ⬆️ rapidly.
MUST prioritize healthcare workers and those at highest risk, but we are approaching “mass screening” throughput levels for #COVID19 testing. More work to do, but seeing progress.
Please stay at home to #stopthespread
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Does anyone have any quarantine activity recommendations for @DavidSpade? #FromTheBunker