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Mr. Kaplan

@Kamaitha

| Published Author: Children's books| CBC Grade 10, 11 | Community Service| Proud Rotarian | Gardening, Brews, Ferments and Pickles | Travel| F1| Golf

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2011
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One of those projects you implement and feel everything is alright with the world! We have done Narok, Makueni, Homabay and now we are heading to LAMU!!!!!! All kinds of surgeries done. for FREE!!!! A whole week of service and impact..Share with folks in Lamu and its environs.
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Kibaki walked so y'all can fly.
Brian Mbunde ™ (@Brianmbunde) profile pictureBrian Mbunde ™
@Brianmbunde14h
Let it be known that I'm neither looking for a lover nor casual sex here on Twitter. If at any point it seems like I'm over engaging your content it's just because your content is entertaining to me. I'm not flirting or hinting at anything, I don’t want you!
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What if Kanyari adopts him too. Win win for him and the girl.
Wambo (@BoboWamboiKuria) profile pictureWambo@BoboWamboiKuriaOct 28
Magistrate aliambia Bwana ya Bayo amuonyeshe hata message moja ashawahi lipia electricity bill, jamaa akamwambia nyumba ni ya the deceased wife and it is pastor Kanyari who pays even the water bill. If you listen to that Judgment you will hate that guy Mangai. What a useless man!
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Detroit makes the country move. This city is powerful and beautiful. I'm proud to have spent my career here. I can't wait to continue to build it up.
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Took a video call with my siblings and I sat where the exercise bike could be seen. My sister: you have an exercise bike at home. Why so fat then? God, remember me with new siblings.
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Look at this lovely kettle!!! I really like beautiful things!
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Kitchen towel manufacturers are playing with me.... It does cut at the perforations anymore. Why do I have kitchen towels that look torn ... I know it's not a big deal, but can a few things just work the way they used to work before
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CKO (@bradysikolia) profile picture
CKO
@bradysikoliaOct 27
"Sina certificate ya Mercy Masika..."
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Dear civic institutions (including religious institutions, chamas, sports clubs, running clubs, clubs 😅), you don’t need some big donor funding programme to raise awareness on ongoing continuous voter registration. Why is this work being left to politicos?
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Chatgpt emails are soooo long and you will just see 'we respectfully ask'
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This is also a business. businessdailyafrica.com/bd/c…
State risks Sh180bn fee for cancelling Rironi–Mau Summit road

State risks Sh180bn fee for cancelling Rironi–Mau Summit road

The risk has precedent after the current administration in 2025 terminated a contract awarded to a French consortium.

businessdailyafrica.com
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The wife and the children participated fully... I am wondering why the children are not up there with them.
Davis Thuranira (@DavisThuranira) profile pictureDavis Thuranira
@DavisThuraniraOct 27
Waititu's wife is paying the price of marrying such an illiterate and greedy nincompoop, who isn't wise enough to do his dirty business alone and is now taking his whole family down with him
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SA is experiencing things...
Veve (@LudidiVelani) profile pictureVeve
@LudidiVelaniOct 28
Commuters were running after shots were fired at the Delft taxi rank this morning. More than five taxi operators have been killed within the last 24 hours in Khayelitsha, Mfuleni, Delft and Gugulethu.
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I dreamt that I went to buy flowers and I saw them packing the flowers but when I got home, I found leaves and spinach. Lord, even in my dreams, they are scamming me!!!
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I love this for them
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Only 49 percent of eligible female voters are registered to vote 🙃
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Homeland was such a serious show but Carrie's libido ... endangered us all...
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And when we say the youth have not registered to vote....
Ory Okolloh-Mwangi (@kenyanpundit) profile pictureOry Okolloh-Mwangi@kenyanpunditOct 27
In 2022, the 18-24 cohort represented the third largest “voting bloc” at 8 m eligible voters. Only 2.3 m registered, most didn’t vote. Eligible numbers even higher now, and registered has improved but not marginally enough to tilt outcomes, even though they could…bigly
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We know too many learned Kenyans who can serve but they don't get into politics. I cannot wait to see what these minds will do...
Kamylle 🧜🏻‍♀️ (@ZeodrakeV) profile pictureKamylle 🧜🏻‍♀️@ZeodrakeVOct 26
I'm crying they nominated their teachers to go the parliament 😭
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A prize-winning batch of Rwandan coffee sold for a record $452 a kilo last week, while Kenya’s opening auction averaged about $5.95 and Côte d’Ivoire cut its fixed farm price to $2.23 from $2.92. More on @SableAfrica 👇 sableafrica.com/rwandas-452-… via @SableAfrica
Rwanda's $452 Coffee Lot Tops Africa's October Price Board

Rwanda's $452 Coffee Lot Tops Africa's October Price Board

October gave Africa's coffee producers prices at both extremes. At the top, Rwanda set a new specialty record.

sableafrica.com
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Nywele Ngumu@mariahsudiOct 27
Kenya cannot be Serbia or Brazil because Kenyans majority of them see being working class as a transitional class, they have middle class aspirations and spend so much of their “strong years “ playing “make believe class theatrics” you can’t fix a disease that you have masked
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