Writer/editor. Proofreading is impotent. Why an editor? Well, to cut a long story short. Beauty, truth: 6 parts gin, 1 vermouth. (pronouns: he/haw)

Joined May 2014
Replying to @christinedelhi
@christinedelhi @madversity @Kritika_Kamra cherish this signed photo, it hangs in my study
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Lo the Philistine priests and she who bore the mark of White Cain came unto the table of King Horid saying that the reflecting pool would run with milfs and money while the plebs would be rewarded in heaven.
All you American bishops now coming out individually to express your regret for that White House meeting. You did not “appear” partisan - you were partisan. You revealed yourself publicly precisely as you are in reality - fools, every one of you. Shame on you.
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Lo the Philistine priests and she who bore the mark of White Cain came unto the table of King Horid saying that the reflecting pool would run with milfs and money while the plebs would be rewarded in heaven.
Thank God I’m an atheist
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It's 'counsel', dear
Replying to @MargoMartin47
Excellent, only the Church, has the Wisdom of Christ to advise the President in matters of faith and morals. Wise council is essential to successful governance. I am glad to see the President show himself wise by surrounding himself with those truly prepared to help the country flourish. The Church has 2000 years of wisdom to give those who heed Truth. Ave Christus Rex @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump
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There will be a reckoning at the mad-terms
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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Love it, Christmas sorted
Follow me for tips on how to keep people away from you at the checkout line. 🙏
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moral integrity and financial probity were his watchwords
Jeffrey Archer "sometimes lacked judgement". A euphemism for the fact he was a crook, a serial liar & no friend of the truth.
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He was wearing a protective ring
I don't think Matt Hancock was too bothered that his covid decisions were killing old people. He had his hands full at the time...
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No tongues!
Melania Trump turns her head far to the side as Trump moves in for a kiss 😳
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Now that’s more fucking like it.
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Another howler from Mr Towler
Camilla Tominey asking why reform get all the Racists go to them, obviously we’re all wrong & they don’t according to Gawain Towler the latest reform racist from ITV🤦‍♀️ It’s only councillors 🙄 Nothing to see here… You couldn’t make this shit up
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Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:
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Holt flooding the zone as per usual.
Reform councillor says there was no way of knowing Reform Councillor’s would be racist. Come see me on tour! Tickets available NOW. rosieholt.co.uk/live/
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Unsavoury bad apple
Nigel Farage would not answer my questions around the racism and sexism in his party when he walked through an Essex town centre today. Instead his ‘bodyguard’ whom I told not to touch me, told me, ‘I can do whatever I want’.
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Excellent review. For me this handsome production was problematically too long and lacked the sulphar that emanated from Brodie.
"Rather than delivering a quaint period piece, director Vicky Featherstone offers an electric staging," our critic writes of the Royal Lyceum Theatre's The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, even as it softens Muriel Spark's theological core. ⭐⭐⭐½ 🧵👇
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shuffling off this mortal coil etc
“Andrew Scott gives the performance of a lifetime" (The Playlist) Watch the new trailer for ELSINORE, based on an extraordinary true story. Only in cinemas from January 29th.
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Still reeling of £400 for a le Crueset Dutch oven!!
"The ban on Murrell selling his home came two months after police charged the shamed former Nats chief executive with embezzlement." The separation announcement certainly happened at a convenient time, eh?
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It's Jez and Quin the Grim Up North Londoners from Private Eye!!!
I thought Throuple was a quaint village in Suffolk Bunty and I visited on a weekend break back in 2021. This Great British Bake Off programme has become a viper’s nest of filth and pornography.😡
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