i am on twitter and facebook literally like once a month and usually also a little tipsy at the same time and recently have just been commenting on people's shit willy nilly but with positivity and love and hey...it feels good y'all
our perfectly formulated plan got counterspelled but at least my hair looks really, really good today.
every waffle house has at least one: curmudgeonly older server who could kill with their withering stare but knows the place in and out, one younger more bubbly server, and one guy working the griddle who doesn't speak a word to anyone and just churns out hashbrowns
Hi friends I am very plainly pro choice and if you're not, you can gtfo
#AbortionIsHealthcare
me: oh, now that I have a 30 minute commute to and from work, I can start listening to so many podcasts!
*proceeds to listen through NADDPOD for the third time*
Haven't been on Twitter in a grip, but I'm sliding back in to say that the session we played today slapped so hard. Thanks, @jstapes
had a dream i was running lines right before a show and all of my lines were literal nonsense that did not rationally follow the statement before and oh man oh god what a nightmare
I just straight up domed the first season of great british baking show and omg I'm so late to the party but i am in love
one of my students (a 6ft junior) told me today that he's more intimidated by me than my 6'4 former college football athlete program specialist and i am...proud of that 🙃
My husband claims that our dogs are raucous assholes whenever I'm out of town, but he's been out of town for a few days and they've largely been wonderful baby angels this whole time 🤷🏻♀️
Love the first day at home alone because I can read and stay up as late as I want and eat meals at weird times but, uh, @jstapes I miss you and please come home.
I just realized I was in the same room as almost all my survivor faves but about 3 years before I actually ever watched survivor and now I am sad
It's not fair how cute my dogs are. How am I supposed to leave the house for meetings when they just want pets and snuggles?
