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Technology editor @LiveScience. NCTJ-qualified @NewsAssociates. Irony enthusiast. Sarcasm specialist. Views own. Pitches: [email protected]

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Emile Smith Rowe scores! First goal for Fulham #FULLEI
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Galaxy-brain level mental gymnastics at play here. How do you both-sides a school bombing? No idea. But we are trying our best here, cut us some slack.
Appalled by the Israeli Military strike on al-Tabeen school and the tragic loss of life. Hamas must stop endangering civilians. Israel must comply with International Humanitarian Law. We need an immediate ceasefire to protect civilians, free all hostages, and end restrictions on aid.
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The most boring team in world football that cheated its way to dominating the Premier League. If it wasn't for the Qatari state and financial misconduct Manchester City would be in a League One relegation battle.
Man City at the business end of the Premier League season: 📅 2019: 14 consecutive wins to win the league with 98 points 📅 2022: Unbeaten in last 12 games 📅 2023: 12-game win streak to lift the title 📅 2024: Currently on a 19-game unbeaten run
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Replying to @PropheticAI
@PropheticAI Hi, do you have an email address that press/media can get in touch with? Thanks.
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Replying to @Figure_robot
@Figure_robot Hello, do you have a contact email address for media inquiries?
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Big "I demand to speak to your manager" energy.
We are a reasonable country, but our patience has now run out. Our Parliament is sovereign, and it should be able to make decisions that cannot be undone in our courts. That’s what this emergency legislation delivers.
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This is journalistic vandalism. Newsnight causes lots of problems for the powerful and the government in particular. Hmm.
A tragedy. For decades Newsnight has set the agenda with brilliant investigations and coverage made possible by having a dedicated team of reporters and ample running time. A huge loss to viewers. A boon to anyone in power who feared being exposed bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment…
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Everything that "hasn't worked" with VAR so far has been human error. There's barely anything wrong with the technology itself being used. All the use of video technology has done is give incompetent referees more opportunities to demonstrate their incompetence.
We tried it. It hasn't worked. The use/implementation of video technology is damaging football & the experience of watching it. Officials are suffering too. And there is no magic formula out there that will change this pattern. It doesn't suit this sport. Concede defeat.
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Occam's razor. Premier League referees are corrupt. They're too stupid to hide it.
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All signs point to something ontologically dark about to unfold in the Middle East. Hamas attacks and subsequent outbreak of war just the start. Does the right to self defence grant Netanyahu license to target civilian populations? This rationale suggests yes.
Israeli ambassador to the UK cites the firebombing of Dresden in 1945 (deliberate aerial incineration of civilian population centers by US and UK) as precedent for what Israel is about to do in Gaza
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Raya Arrives (2023), written and directed by *checks notes* ... Chris Nolan?
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Okay so the Snake Eater remake might actually force me to cave in and grab a PS5. If they ditch the ladder, we riot. #playstationshowcase2023
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I cannot actually believe this isn't a parody but some lawmakers in America actually want to legalise child labour.
BREAKING: The Iowa Senate passed a child labor law before dawn today. The bill lets 14-year-olds work 6-hour night shifts, 15-year-olds work on assembly lines, and 16- and 17-year-olds serve alcohol. The Senate went through the night, and voted on child labor at 4:52 a.m.
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Gee what a mystery.
Something has gone badly wrong in the past decade, and large numbers of Britons have lived shorter lives as a result econ.st/3KzgT0I
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Come on dude @Keir_Starmer what is this. And don't blame it on an intern.
Labour is the party of law and order.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tweet implies that the PM, Rishi Sunak, doesn't support prison sentences for sexual assaults against children. The current sentencing guidelines for this crime has a maximum sentence of 14 years imprisonment. sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/crown… There is no conservative party policy that plans to remove this. conservatives.com/our-plan
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I wonder what a problem for the Tories looks like.
Replying to @Johnmcternan
Is it 15, or is it 20. Because if it is down to 15 a year and a half from an election Labour’s got a problem.
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Was on the cards for a few years sadly, but genuinely gutting that it's gone.
BREAKING: E3 2023 has been canceled. bit.ly/3TWA2ho
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E3 didn't die - it was killed. We should be asking who by, and why.
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BREAKING: Suella Braverman plans to announce new fines of up to £1000 for begging.
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The first episode of Blue Lights was one of the best hours of TV I've seen recently. A masterclass in introducing character, teasing plot and layering tension in that climactic scene. Excited for the series.
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