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Keyan

@KeyanJohnson

Life’s a garden, dig it

Joined November 2011
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Ryan Garcia gonna get his ass beat lmao
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I’m in way too many bachelor party group chats right now
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Just imagine 13 years dating no ring lol
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Are we ready to kick this mf out yet??
U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) profile pictureU.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru16 Feb 2024
🚨JUST IN: President Biden announces tax incentives for families willing to take in slav—migrants in a new "Housing for Labor" initiative. "You can now apply to keep a migrant in your home in exchange for cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping." - via @irs
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Gotta respect the hustle of these dudes selling flowers in the rain lol
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What’s the point of making an appointment at the dmv if I still gotta wait an hour +
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The guy throwing the bike though
non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) profile picturenon aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder1 Dec 2023
Bystanders try to help a man that’s on fire
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Jamaican oxtails
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Holy fuck I hate gimmick food. Probably tastes like shit.
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I’ve never ate boxed Mac n cheese in my life
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I will never make any goddamn lasagna soup
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45 minutes for two bagels is WILD
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The dance I make when I gotta pee too bad
Crazy Clips (@crazyclipsonly) profile pictureCrazy Clips
@crazyclipsonly17 Oct 2023
Just another day in Florida 😳
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The aliens laid their first batch of eggs
EL Rekker (@ItsTheRek) profile pictureEL Rekker
@ItsTheRek14 Oct 2023
Idk if Houston is ready for ice capz 🔥🔥🔥
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Start throwing your carts at the people, might be a fun game
Ian Miles Cheong (@ianmiles) profile pictureIan Miles Cheong
@ianmiles14 Oct 2023
Why are they allowed to get away with this?
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Man if you go on naked and afraid once there’s something wrong with you. But MULTIPLE times?!
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