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Joined November 2011
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This scene wasn't scripted. Tyrese looked so hurt
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Shane Gillis breathing life back into SNL:
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Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 a.m. every day so the owner can care for his ailing wife, who is recovering from a brain aneurysm
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Nothing better than watching talented people doing something they are passionate about
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dumbass nigga was in a shootout with a squirrel LMFAOOOO
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Why is it so angry?? 😂
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going from two decades of tom brady to patrick mahomes
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This is the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen on Twitter and it’s not even close. Get him out.
Just like we drew it up.
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Within 24 hours Strickland has Met former President Donald Trump Beat the breaks off Sneako and now almost fought Machine Gun Kelly
Man I just found out about Megan... Daa fuck has happened since transformers?! I'm done... goodnight.. fuck... fuck.... I'm done...
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Someone said "Be careful MGK doesn't like when you make fun of Megan" What does that even mean? Do I need to glue wood chips in hollow points? Do I need to carry a crossbow? Buy a wooden stake? Is this how I become the new blade?!?!
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didn’t know being the man was against the law
My buddy from undergrad works office security at one of the Big 4 accounting firms in Midtown. Look at what he confiscated from one of the young associates as they tried entering the building this morning.
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We found 100 stranded/abandoned dogs and spent over $1,000,000 to find them loving homes! This is one of my favorite videos so I hope you consider adopting a dog :)
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It’s ok if Drake does it
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An NFL player in town for the Super Bowl was attacked by a coyote last night at Lake Las Vegas, according to a source. – at Las Vegas, NV
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This store owner was tired of being robbed so he built a trapdoor inside his business
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Probably thought she was a giant tennis ball
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Belgian YouTuber 'YaNike' was arrested following this video of him throwing a bucket filled with poop on train passengers. ‼️ ELECTRIC CHAIR.
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Ladies and gentlemen, meet the “dream team” at the manufacturer that made the plane door that just blew off in the middle of a flight
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**Miami Mall Alien Incident** Reports are emerging that it wasn't 'kids fighting' that led to dozens of cop cars outside a Miami mall a couple of days ago. Some witnesses are reporting 8-10 foot shadow beings were being shot at by people, with others fleeing. Supposedly people went into fight or flight mode. The reason this story is interesting is the description of these 'aliens' seems consistent with what the Las Vegas family reported several months ago. I hope someone has better video. I'm also curious what the police reports from the witnesses say. I'm not sure I believe in shadow aliens, but lets not just blindly dismiss this until we get more facts. #ufotwitter #ufoX
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