Champagne drinker. Coffee addict. Sleep craver. Mom-car owner. Dress wearer. Doodler. Lover of summer. An unreasonable fear of birds and ants.
Cape Town
Joined March 2009
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Kim Hawkins retweeted
How many times have you heard the phrase, “Let me just share my screen” since March 2020?
Kim Hawkins retweeted
“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up
Kim Hawkins retweeted
Final franchise thought for the day:
It would be a massively positive plot twist if @BootleggerCC was actually bootlegging during lockdown.
Do it. For the country.
Kim Hawkins retweeted
Whilst most leaders address their nations about Covid-19 updates and what stimulus packages they are implementing our president talks about how they are 'trying' to stop people looting OUR stimulus package, food parcels etc... #ANCHatesSouthAfricans
Kim Hawkins retweeted
Last night I certified far more deaths than I can ever remember doing in a single shift. The little things hit you: a book with a bookmark in, a watch still ticking, an unread text message from family. Pandemic medicine is hard.
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Person I haven’t seen since high school: Hey, how are you?
Me: I'm well, thank you! And how are you?
Person: I’m great! So, what’s up?
Me: Oh, well, not much!
Person: Cool. And what’s news?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Kim Hawkins retweeted
this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken me ten years to realize that I want to talk about it all the time.
this is about grief
Kim Hawkins retweeted
My daughter was ‘graded’ 7/10 and 14/10 in her homework (just to color some objects) last week and 2weeks ago so I wrote in her correspondence book that 14/10 was an error.
School replied “Tara’s Mum, those were dates. We do not grade toddlers.”
I am embarrassed for myself.
Kim Hawkins retweeted
It’s called a K-Way jacket because a Cape Union Mart jacket would be a CUM Jacket otherwise. We already have a book shop as the laughing stock of South Africa. Can’t we hike in peace. – at Tarifa, Spain
Kim Hawkins retweeted
If your parents didn’t use the word “Galavanting” did you really run the streets though?
