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But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.
ALT Gandalf the Grey
ALT Saruman
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REMEMBER: It's only a coup if it comes from the coup d'etat region of France. What's happening in Moscow right now is a sparkling insurrection.
Anybody else have a minor panic attack from @Uber’s push notification with “arriving now” merely announcing app updates 👀
Fascinating. I've seen it completely make up legal cases too, including quotes and citation. I predict some attorney will come up for disciplinary counsel in 2023 for citing a "case" found on ChatGPT which does not exist.
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So, if your picture of the economy came entirely from headlines and cable chyrons — which is probably true for many — would you know that the economy has grown 6.7 percent under Biden so far and inflation for the past 6 months was 1.9 percent? 1/
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Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
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The FBI has received credible information of a broad threat to synagogues in NJ. We ask at this time that you take all security precautions to protect your community and facility. We will share more information as soon as we can. Stay alert. In case of emergency call police.
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We’re just 10 weeks from this critical election against Andy Harris, one of America’s most radical congressmen. I am the farmer who will defeat him — will you retweet to spread the word?
Some of my favorite “out there” trademarks are sounds e.g. MGM lion roar and NBC chime, and, yes, even smells lexology.com/library/detail.…
The word “the” was just trademarked (yeah, that word “the”)
But it’s not the only tricky trademark:
- Barbie’s pink
- Homer Simpson’s “doh”
- Darth Vader’s breathing
- And Facebook owns the word "face"
If you know a crazier copyright, comment here 👇
#TBOYtuesday
ohhey.gay! Love your policies, philanthropy, and advocacy work 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ❤️
One of my favorite @USMNT players of all time, both on the pitch and on the dirty south hip hop track. Congrats deuce @clint_dempsey.
One of the best players in @USMNT history.
On May 21st, @clint_dempsey will be inducted into the National Soccer Hall of Fame.
👉 bit.ly/NSHOF2022
Go, G, go!
Doing my first in-person half marathon today!
I made a deal with myself that every time I died in #ELDENRING I would add .1 miles to my 5k distance.
Took me two weeks to run 13.1 miles...ba doom boom...
Just saying...I die a lot and run a lot. That is my day.
RIP @JohnClaytonNFL one of the best to ever do it. I’ll remember him best for this commercial youtu.be/XvXRaSvxmqg