“ I’m not the stepdad. I’m just the dad that stepped up.” Me to my divorced friend when I pick her kid up from guitar lessons because she has the flu
Me at my mommy and me group hangout with @TheRealKatPat
Flying to Boston tomorrow to get @xtinestinkz married and it’s funny because im anti love on twitter but I met some of my fav girls on this hellscape.
To all the moms who just watched me face fuck this beef supreme Chalupa in the pick up line at preschool: you’re welcome
RT @AdamSchefter: Steelers have ruled out CB Joey Porter Jr. is for Thursday night’s game vs. the Browns due to his back issue.
Listening to nirvana at my desk no headphones incase anyone is wondering how im taking the loss yesterday.
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The Ravens have five players not practicing Thursday:
WR Zay Flowers (hamstring)
OLB Trey Hendrickson (finger)
LT Ronnie Stanley (toe)
G John Simpson (groin)
CB T.J. Tampa (knee)
Like Wednesday, Simpson is watching off to the side.
Instead of going home to relieve the nanny, im eating ice cream in the Dairy Queen parking lot with my location turned off.












