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a smart girl with a dumb booty

Pittsburgh
Joined October 2015
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Imagine a world where free standing Auntie Anne’s existed and we could avoid malls.
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Kristoff out here belting doo wop songs at 830a est.
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“ I’m not the stepdad. I’m just the dad that stepped up.” Me to my divorced friend when I pick her kid up from guitar lessons because she has the flu
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Me at my mommy and me group hangout with @TheRealKatPat
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Flying to Boston tomorrow to get @xtinestinkz married and it’s funny because im anti love on twitter but I met some of my fav girls on this hellscape.
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Good morning. I’m sure ryan day won’t hurt me today. No doubts. Just vibes.
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To all the moms who just watched me face fuck this beef supreme Chalupa in the pick up line at preschool: you’re welcome
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Everyone in the office better prepare to be sick of my miserable ass today.
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RT @AdamSchefter: Steelers have ruled out CB Joey Porter Jr. is for Thursday night’s game vs. the Browns due to his back issue.
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kita cookie retweeted
WE DEY BABY!! #Steelers #NFL
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Somebody succccc me.
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At the Steeler game wondering why I love pain so much.
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Like what do you mean these strangers will determine my happiness for the next six days
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Listening to nirvana at my desk no headphones incase anyone is wondering how im taking the loss yesterday.
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The Ravens have five players not practicing Thursday: WR Zay Flowers (hamstring) OLB Trey Hendrickson (finger) LT Ronnie Stanley (toe) G John Simpson (groin) CB T.J. Tampa (knee) Like Wednesday, Simpson is watching off to the side.
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Instead of going home to relieve the nanny, im eating ice cream in the Dairy Queen parking lot with my location turned off.
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Game ball for Joe Brady….and Ed Oliver.
Joe Brady: Man of the people.
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First fucking snap?
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Get him in a Brutus head
My 4 year old is walking around the house saying horns down and I just —
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My 4 year old is walking around the house saying horns down and I just —
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