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Joined November 2023
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hope you all enjoyed donating whatever little liquidity you have left to some coding engineers who will never bring that money back onchain. this place might become cool again when a lot of you have zeroed out and have to go and get a 9-5.
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Do not doom scroll Crypto Twitter. I barely look at it anymore but just scrolled through and 8/10 posts were very negative. Carefully worded posts designed to make you feel like shit to increase emotional reaction & engagement. Feed your subconscious with positivity. Not this.
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Interesting marketing from @assetdash: We GIFT you $400 in $MOBY as AIRDROP, but we will send it to you only after you pay us $12000 in trading fees. Good luck!
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Mindblowing that some people seriously thing this is engagement farming. I really wish it was. Grateful for all the others that offer genuine support. I'll never ask for any donations, please give your gains to your family and don't fall for scammers. I made it once myself, and I'll bet on myself to do it again, even though I'm in for a hell of a climb that might never end. teapaw.org/CryptoGWB/status/19760…
Tonight I was hacked for over 900K USD. Both my ERC-20 and Phantom wallets got drained simultaneously. A huge blow that I don’t think I will recover from. All my time in crypto I’ve tried to help others as much as myself by sharing every move I make on TG. Anyway you could help me @zachxbt RTs appreciated
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Tonight I was hacked for over 900K USD. Both my ERC-20 and Phantom wallets got drained simultaneously. A huge blow that I don’t think I will recover from. All my time in crypto I’ve tried to help others as much as myself by sharing every move I make on TG. Anyway you could help me @zachxbt RTs appreciated
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If you've seen a chkn plot before but wondered what this all means this is the thread for you
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Fuck it. return to bonk. Great update for $PUMP holders & creators, but really bad for traders. Trading bots and pump suck 2% fee on each trade — if the protocol takes too much, it kills the momentum for higher prices. Don’t forget, we are traders.
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For first time Pump is under 60% market share and @bonkfun is growing at ~25% despite multiple launchpad launches this week All flows back to $BONK
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just want to point out $KEK "KEK AI" is a direct and AI-written copycat scam of $AIKEK which has been building for 2 years, they even stole the name "fractal" from AIKEK's tech that was presented at the NVIDIA conference
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We built AI Canva for game development
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The world of AI agents has seen nothing yet! 1⃣ Generate your 3D character with Spawn 🪄 2⃣ Turn it into a 3D interactive agent 🧠 3⃣ Have a Blast! 🥳 Join our waitlist and be among the first to try! ➡️spawntools.ai
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"Lock in bro" To what? To rugging each other at 100k mcap on chain? Even trying to glorify 10M runners shows you are completely missing the plot here Crypto means nothing unless big things happen The only reason people are here are because they heard the success stories Btc. Doge. Shiba. Pepe. The list unfortunately does not anymore go on and on. If the story repeatedly is just "yeah I tried it and lost money" That's not a good story. You morons. Quit glorifying dumping on each other for 2 sol I thought a massive wipeout would help but these people are cockroaches. Reloading 1 sol for one more "cook" (anytime someone unironically says they're cooking in crypto they're most likely retarded) I really do ask myself how we get out of this mess at this point. On chain is up to us. Btc could go to 200k. It could go to 1 million. We'd still be here in the same shitshow unless something changes
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no, I think I’m going to make it. I’m going to go outside and lay in the sun and drink wine with people I love and I won’t let the world pass me by I’m going to be tan and happy and beautiful my eyes won’t be hollowed out and sunken in and I’m not going to be 90 years old on my deathbed thinking Damn Bro I Should Have Spent More Time Glued To The Charts Bro when your soul exits your body towards the tunnel of light and your life flashes before your eyes, the last memories you want are of this. This grey and lifeless room. They are called the trenches for a reason. They’re miserable and dark and cold and when you’re in the trenches no one loves you. Exit the trenches and feel the warmth of a lovers embrace. Pivot away from Greed. SAVE YOUR SOUL!!!!
If you’re not willing to be in the trenches like this, you’re ngmi.
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And retail wasn't able to participate at all, I wonder where they'll go to speculate on the ai bubble at the same time crypto is in a bubble.
openAI raised half a trillion dollars that’s like a quarter of the entire bitcoin market cap
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What a way to start the day: New features are being tested in our BETA APP: ⚡️ Various new animations 🏙️ 3D Background generator (wip) Step 1: Generate your 3D character Step 2: Fully rig it Step 3: Apply Animation Step 4 (optional): Text-to-Background All fast and easy thanks to AI magic. #AI3D #AIGameDevelopment #Spawn
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Tiktokers have lost their minds
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Replying to @Rhythmtrader
Keep dreaming. Bitcoin is never going to hit $100,000!
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I told you so.
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Ya’ll sold?!?!
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