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My #Malfoid Story: My Father Must NEVER Hear About This
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Malfoid was yesterday's meme, Koookiii-
So you're going to be a parasite. Cool!
And "benevolent" is not the same thing as as supporting other countries. Nice dodge!
You live in India. What foreign countries should the government and state of India serve? In actual blood and coin
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Yes, absolutely. The entire reason the American State and government exists is to serve the needs and wants of it's legitimate citizens, and no others. Not a single solitary penny should be spent that doesn't directly and clearly benefit American citizens.
I have done more than contemplate. Inspired by @NWBroJaneway 's Malfoid's antics but not set in his storyline, nor a direct copy of his Malfoid, nor set in my own main storyline.
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Contemplating a one shot, POV Ron, actually feeling terrified for Umbridge because he's seen five years of when Dracaena takes *that* tone with Harry about monsters in the woods, or escapee convicts, or monsters in the pipes, or hippogriffs, or other seekers and how Harry reacts
The (Japanese) kids are alright
My wife teaches English at a high school in Japan.
Last week, she gave her students a writing prompt:
"If you could be American for one day, what would you do?"
She read me the answers at dinner. She had to stop three times because she was laughing too hard.
"Own a pickup truck. I don't need a truck. I just want to say, 'Don't worry, I'll grab the truck.'"
"Have a garage. Not for a car. For 'stuff.'"
"Buy 48 rolls of toilet paper at Costco. I live with my parents. I want them anyway."
"Get a free refill. Then another one. Then another one. Until they ask me to leave. They won't ask me to leave."
"Water my lawn at 6 a.m. in a bathrobe and wave at my neighbor."
"Call my teacher 'dude.'" (My wife underlined this one. Twice.)
"Hang a flag on my house for no reason. Just because it's Tuesday."
And a lot of them wrote some version of this:
"Tell my dad I love him. Out loud. At the dinner table."
Then she had the class vote for the best answer.
The winner wasn't funny. It came from the funniest kid in the class. The truck kid.
"Stand up when the anthem plays, put my hand on my heart, and look around and see everybody else doing it too."
My wife asked him why he picked that one.
He shrugged.
"Because then you're never proud alone."
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The idea that if you want to own a German Shepherd or eat fish caught off the coast of Portugal, then you have to also allow infinite society-changing levels of immigration is absurd beyond words. It's genuinely insulting to have to refute this stuff.
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Biggest Yearn 4 Villain
60%Chang
12%Patil
17%Crouch, Jr
12%Voldemort
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it's called we do a little interhouse unity and cunningly and ambitiously take all the war heroes for ourselves
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A felony for offending a non? This is UK level horseshit.
A 21-year-old man is charged with a felony for allegedly shouting at a man of Indian descent in downtown Helena to “go back to his country,” according to court documents. billingsgazette.com/news/sta…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to court documents the man allegedly shoved the victim with both hands in addition to shouting the phrase. He admitted shouting but denied shoving and faces a separate misdemeanor assault charge. helenair.com/news/local/cri… billingsgazette.com/news/state-reg…
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Can't trust mudbloods. Can't do it. You want to, just little kids, want to come to your castle for the opportunities. That's what they all say. Next minute, they're travelling through time, stealing very expensive family heirlooms. Many such cases.
Okie dokes. Chapter 26 is up. And after successfully torturing a title for it beginning with 'U', the only letters left are X,Y,Z
Well, Y is being saved for 'Yearnings & Yuleballs' and I am not even going to attempt to make X and Z work, so I think I've earned starting anew.
My #Malfoid Story: My Father Must NEVER Hear About This
archiveofourown.org/works/94…
Malfoid was yesterday's meme, Koookiii-
