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..Short Ass.. | ..Smart Ass.. | ..Fine Ass..

Scotland
Joined July 2011
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EXCUSE me?!!!
Replying to @wispsofgold
have you heard this yet ?? i’m literally losing my mind at this
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
The framing of Lucy tucked underneath the Ghoul’s hat like he’s protecting her… 😱🥺😍🥰😌
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Lowkey kind of obsessed with how his duster waves in the wind here
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
The UK government watching as thousands of people dissappear to Canada at 3AM and then magically return after 20 minutes
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
women who wanna hear men moan are sick
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My first mothers day as a new mum, I got myself a gold necklace with my sons name on it - I never take it off. Ever. And I never will.
Random, but I really like women who wear the same necklace every day for some reason. I might be stretching it, but there’s something about them that makes me think they’re such sweet souls.
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
we’re all making jokes to survive but what’s happening in the uk right now is really grim and worrisome for what the future holds
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
"What're you packin'?" Like you don't know 😭😭😭
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
They had a screening of Fallout Season 3 at the wrap party. I knew it. I’m gonna be sick, why couldn’t I be a museum employee working that night?!?!? 😩😩😩
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
The UK government, for some reason:
I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
That old photo of the core three posed together with W*lton's arms around them while they lounge on his shoulders gives off the vibe of him spotting you across the room and making an offer to join the little age gap harem he has. I quite enjoy it.
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
i’m in a really bad place. not mentally just in the uk
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
I’m back on my ghoulcy bs btw
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Soulmates 🥰🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️
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Don't forget the mask!
finding V in V for Vendetta attractive is like 50/50 voice kink and competency kink but with a *dash* of monsterfucking
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
dude not to get like super serious but it's actually so bleak that hypothetically i could face more consequences for having a choking kink than any man who's ever raped or assaulted me ever has. what is wrong with this backwards world?
having ocd and living in the uk is so great rn man super great. i'm genuinely about to uninstall every app on my phone because of how paranoid i am about these stupid fucking laws
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
so we all know how it’s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats do… well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so it’s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
“It can be father and daughter” with Mathias and Lara versus “it’s NOT father/daughter” with Lucy and the Ghoul. Hmmm much to think about 👀🤔 #ghoulcy
Replying to @vcndrell
This man is a true blue born and bred shipper. He’s one of us, and I could listen to him explain relationship dynamics all day.
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
I take great issue with this new authoritarian pornography law, and I’ll use 4 tweets by the MP behind this bill to demonstrate why (3 of which she’s now deleted.) First, is the inherent vagueness - wholly unacceptable for something risking prison time. Asato herself claims it “unlikely” that “face-sitting without obstructing breathing” to be illegal. Well, which is it? Especially because she elsewhere claims that “consent can be a defence.” That’s a legal argument: making consent the affirmative defence. However, if for example, non-fatal strangulation is treated as serious harm, then that violates the whole principle of consent as affirmative defence. So, is said action serious harm? Who knows? Asato certainly doesn’t. After all, she separates “Breath restriction during sexual activity” & “Strangulation or throat compression” as two separate points. Moreover, Asato’s ridiculous response to Clips4Sale banning numerous categories was that they should’ve “engaged with regulators.” In other words, Asato herself has no clue. It’s abundantly clear that her bill is based on her own personal views of what constitutes proper behaviour in the bedroom. The guidelines ban “gagging during oral sex” - a very normal part of said action. She, and her defenders, may pretend it’s to do with safety, but it’s not. It’s clear it’s her opposition to oral sex in principle. Else, why would she link the article titled ‘Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer’ which she claims, “as for harms of oral sex, this is useful to read.” What consenting adults do in the privacy of their homes is their own business, not Asato’s. She deserves to lose her seat in the next election, and this bill needs to be repealed.
New laws to tackle harmful pornography are now in force. What happens online can have real-life consequences. These changes aim to prevent the normalisation of sexual violence and abuse, as part of our wider work to tackle violence against women and girls.
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LittleVaultie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
you can also!!!! SELL WRITING COMMISSIONS! WOW!!! YOU CAN ALSO!!! POST SNIPPETS OF YOUR FIC ON THIS PLATFORM TO ENTICE PEOPLE TO READ THE FULL THING! WOW!! its almost like the algorithm is a thing artists ALSO have to LEARN or else their work goes UNSEEN!!!!!!
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