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Joined March 2011
Masterclass hapa itaweza kweli?
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the β€œwill of God.” πŸ˜­πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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Enigmatic retweeted
Hello, I'm Joyce Kuria. You've doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy! 🫢
Hi I’m Kiswili ! You’ve doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy 😎
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Chali, what about now? 😎
Pray for Bournemouth😀😀
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There are stupid women outta here fr.
Your father Is crippled, you've sacrificed your youth to care for him & he's abusing you? Just leave him there, ajipange. Don't be a door mat
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YOU ARE NEVERRRRRRRRRR READY! Ready is NOT a thing. You will NEVER feel ready. So, just do whatever you want to do. You only feel comfortable doing the thing.
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Madueke should be benched.. he doesn't run enough
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Kwa Jose ni wapi guys?
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One day there will be an internet lockdown.
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Yeah, I get that love works when all the pieces line up right, but I still have no clue what marriage is actually even about, y’know?
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Don't lay mahjong with your friend's girlfriend.
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Kujenga mwili nini nin
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She's a keeper this one !!
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That man is definitely a Kenyan. πŸ˜…
Take your time, and disabuse yourself of any prior thoughts before watching this.
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Swae the world walker is on his 3rd day of walking from UK to Kenya.
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Reason I never lived in a hostel. Shared washrooms, the state was not it.
Moi University decaying…
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Enigmatic retweeted
Maandamano really brought people together. Tao tulipigwa teargas and police were on the both sides of the road. Ilibidi tumeingia quickmart na wakafunga mlango. Tulijaa, wasee walikua washout "Msiibe ka uko na njaa useme tuchange". Wasee walinunuliwa food na nothing was stolen.
I once gave two blunts to strangers kwa protests za kiambu anytime they see me they greet me so happily 🀣 Siku moja nachokozwa na makanga karibu wampige
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Nimeletewa maua.
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I remember some yrs back, at the farm, during maize harvesting, after several trips, loaders walichoka, kitu 12am. Unaona go slow kabisa, bro amewabeg since that's the last trip, tujikaze. Eldest akasema, walipwe waende, nikamshow rem, hatuna change.
Leo mjengo anaku easy
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Ni the other bros. Nikaona the arrangement makes sense. Naye nikasema, since we doing your work, itabidi you wait we finish stacking up the store ndo we pay. Hio siku kiuno iliuma Hadi ikakataa kuuma tena. We did best.. kwanza sisi wa store ndani with no sub.. chuma ya reli
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You imagine picking up a sack, and in the midst of finding your footing in the growing mass of swallowing corns, you throw to the highest corner, unaanza kufill hukoo mwisho.. Mi ata sikula dinner..We found ma waiting to serve us & hot water for a bath ready for everyone.
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