And my little diazepam brain has just remembered that moons can have moons and they're called moonmoons. Also Jupiter has between 79 and 600 moons and that's just too many moons to be honest. – at Cardiff, Wales

All the replies eating their bucket hats now – at Cardiff, Wales

We've gone into party mode. Might as well, we've made the effort to be here. – at Brent, London

Try singing really loud! We're singing really loud and it's stopped the onslaught! We love you San Marino! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️🇸🇲 – at Brent, London

Their DJ is crap mind, bloody awful mix just now. Nothing on our Katie Owen! – at Brent, London

I love San Marino. We should play San Marino, then everyone will win. – at Brent, London

We are all San Marino – at Brent, London

The flags on lampposts thing is real. Got the ick in Ickenham. – at Hillingdon, London

Leigh Delemere services full of Y Wal Goch. We've all gone to Greggs, wrth gwrs – at Stanton Saint Quintin, England

Sounds like Will Smith is exploding – at Cardiff, Wales

My favourite Pulp song from each album: It - My Lighthouse Freaks - Dogs Are Everywhere Separations - Death II His 'N' Hers - Acrylic Afternoons Different Class - Disco 2000 This Is Hardcore - The Fear We Love Life - The Night That Minnie Timperley Died More - Grown Ups – at Cardiff, Wales

Pulp remain the shining light in this ever shitty world. What a setlist! – at Cardiff, Wales

Well, shit. – at Cardiff, Wales

I love Pulp – at Cardiff, Wales

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked Jarvis Cocker and he said to take a year in Provence and shove it up my arse – at Cardiff, Wales