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Wossum Finance: COO / Federal Wassie Capital: Partner / tweets are not investment advice

Joined September 2021
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You dont hate these people enough
>dems win and announce crypto investigations >rasmr says he’s done with his trading the next day
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Rasmr realized at Dobrik's Halloween party that nobody is famous anymore “Nobody's famous, bro. Literally, nobody is famous… all the influencers are like dead.” “I'm walking around, I'm like one of the top aura people at the whole party.”
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The dumbest people you know are tweeting
Replying to @Cryptopathic
How? If you dont or have not paid taxes you are leeching society and should not be deciding what happens with tax paid money
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My platform is to exterminate people acting dumb for clickbait and engagement
this app has gone to shit the amount of disgusting clickbait from accounts is so bad i feel that being on here for too long is actually net negative What a shame It used to be worth it
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Over $1 BILLION lost by Kalshi combo buyers, according to InGame. Market makers have earned roughly $520 million after fees. One detail deserves more scrutiny: persistent account IDs let market makers recognize repeat bettors and decide whether to quote them. Kalshi says “we never limit customers for winning.” What’s that worth if market makers can track your account and stop quoting you once they realize you’re not a fish? You risk ending up with professional firms selling overpriced parlays to the customers who will be financially ruined by these products. The prediction market industry calls this “price discovery.” States call it gambling. As someone who “gambled” for 20+ years, I can assure you it’s gambling. And a particularly insidious form when you obscure how predatory it is by rebranding parlays as “combos” and betting as “trading.” These sites can and should do better.
Kalshi parlay takers have now lost more than $1 billion since the feature launched last year, after a huge surge in popularity this football season, an InGame analysis shows. Since parlays first became available in September 2025, Kalshi’s total volume on multi-leg trades has been $165.6 billion. Taker stakes — the closest equivalent to sportsbook handle — are $7.1 billion, and takers have lost $1.004 billion.
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deployed my cash... cheetoh boy getting his nuts cut off is good for the markets imo. fading into darkness chud or... happy chud.... time will tell
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People are paying 4k for putters with a T on them
Replying to @AndyTFE
The next Golf Bear Market will be an all-timer
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The gayest people you can imagine are tweeting
Old rasmr clips are definitive proof that looksmaxxing works
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How many yotas did you walk away from this cycle with
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Has anyone ever seen price action like this resolve without a horrendous nuke?
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booty hooollleeee on my miiiinnd
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Fomo spent 7 figures of your money so Orangie and Rasmr could drink with David Dobrik.
Imagine fleecing the crypto industry on fees and high slippage just to throw a party for a bunch of tourist streamers.
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Iff Kimm Jonng Unn lawnchd a shittoor moast ob u retords wud aepe tbw
🤖 Made with AI
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Pooblic Servise Annoncemint: Awl Hallowws' Eev issa particularli activ periodd forr Wossum predashun Iff u arr reddi too acceppt de lite ob de Matriarch's beatificc pestilens intoo ur hart, bi awl meens, goo trik orr treetinng Butt iff u arr naught reddi, eet iss besst too taeke precaushuns - Blok awl dors an windos wif sturdi timburr - Blok awl chimnees an HVAC vennts (dis issa commonli oeverlukd entrie poinnt forr hungri Wossums) - Offder a sacrifiece owtsied ur fronnt dor (inn lieue ob u an ur famalie beein de involuntarie sacrifiece) - Moast importantli - doo naught venshure owt afterr darrk Happi Awl Hallowws' Eev! Mei u an ur famalie survieve unntill de morrninng lite, an iff u doo naught, mei u finde salvashun inn de acct ob ur involuntarie sacrifiece Hallowwd arr herr fanngs 🙏
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You’re good, fam. Just draw a straight line up.
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Imagine fleecing the crypto industry on fees and high slippage just to throw a party for a bunch of tourist streamers.
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You dont hate these people enough
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