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Three-time Super Bowl MVP, Pulitzer Prize Winner, Nobel Prize Winner, EGOT winner, member of Justice League, Avengers, and X-Men, winner 2018 AVN best butthole

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Edgar Allen Poe also moved from Philadelphia to Boston and he’s dead now. Do with that what you will, AJ Brown.
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Shipping companies say the Strait of Hormuz is closed. An elderly convict who regularly shits himself in public says it's open. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Teaching kids not to trust cops and/or robots from an early age turned out to be a vital 21st century skill
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remember when we let that one lady get really famous for just lip syncing Donald Trump
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Mitch McConnell every couple months:
Olaf just fucking died…
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The word “leftist” lost all meaning after liberals were allowed to use that word to describe themselves
Who is the most articulate leftist 🔵 Mamdani 14% 🔵 Newsom 14% 🔵 Schiff 6% 🔵 Whitmer 5% McLaughlin strew poll (🔴 CPAC) - 3/28
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Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.
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it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
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if another country bombed an elementary school in Alabama and then started saying shit like “they’re better off dead than growing up evangelical” while their executive branch was posting 2010 Marvel memes on their socials, what do you think the reaction would be?
"CPAC Head Says Iranian Schoolgirls Are Better Dead Than “in a Burqa”. Leading Republicans don’t seem to care about the bombing of a girls’ school in Iran." newrepublic.com/post/207415/…
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I want a Democratic Party where the left sounds like Mamdani and AOC, the center sounds like Talarico, and the right sounds like Osborn and Ossoff. Different styles, same mission: economic policies for the working class. Build a coalition against the Oligarchs.
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A lot of people who dance incessantly to YMCA thinking it’s a catchy song about having wholesome fun playing pickup basketball at the local Y and blast Born in the USA thinking it’s a proud tribute to how awesome the US is are big angry they couldn’t understand the lyrics tonight
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All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.
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Trump II has inadvertently exposed a surprising truth: the federal government kinda knows what it's doing. It's why DOGE failed to find much waste, fraud, or abuse and why ICE has to round up five-year-olds. There aren't roving bands of violent "illegals" menacing our communities
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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
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The Eagles can remain superbowl champions if mike pence has the courage to cancel this game
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In case you’re late to my favorite Olympic performance enhancing scandal, here are the details of penis inflate-gate.
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. nyti.ms/4r10aaA
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Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.
How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden
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I mean Jeff Bezos didn’t buy the Washington Post to turn a profit. He did it to dismantle one of the country’s strongest journalistic institutions’ ability to report on the wealthy and powerful. Any future profitability was always at best a distant secondary concern.
It is totally dumbfounding that Bezos and co. managed to botch up a news company in THIS news climate.
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SHE IS COMING.
A mysterious object resembling a giant bird with outstretched wings has once again been spotted in images of the Sun, according to a report from the Solar Astronomy Laboratory of the Space Research Institute (IKI) of the Russian Academy of Sciences on February 3, 2026.The image was captured on February 2, 2026, using the LASCO coronagraph aboard the SOHO spacecraft. It shows a striking plasma structure of enormous scale — its apparent "wingspan" vastly exceeds the diameter of Earth multiple times over.A similar phenomenon was previously recorded in May 2025, when an unusual feature resembling a bird (or even a spacecraft with a fiery trail) appeared in LASCO imagery and sparked widespread discussion. Scientists noted at the time that such sharply defined and expressive plasma formations in the solar corona are extremely rare."There is still an opinion that this could be a galactic particle," the laboratory's official statement remarked, leaving room for intrigue and lighthearted speculation in scientific circles.In reality, these shapes are typically complex manifestations of solar activity: prominences, coronal mass ejections, or intricate magnetic field configurations that briefly align into such dramatic silhouettes. Optical artifacts or cosmic ray traces are also possible, though the symmetry and clarity here make it particularly eye-catching.Earlier, leading IKI RAS researcher Nathan Eismont explained how powerful solar flares and coronal mass ejections can affect human health on Earth — through geomagnetic storms, radio disruptions, and potential biological impacts.For now, the "Sun bird of 2026" remains a captivating cosmic enigma — and a vivid reminder of just how dynamic and unpredictable our star continues to be, even under constant high-tech surveillance.
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