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I typically look at life’s challenges as semicolons.
(Learnt this from someone who used to be dear to me)
Life will throw things but like a semicolon, that pause will get a new statement afterwards and only you decide the flow.
It’s why no matter who died, I will sleep and eat
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
I have been in a meeting since 11am.
I don tire!
Funny thing is, I have a presentation to make here so I can’t even sneak out
9 arrest too small.
You ca arrest over 900k weekly.
Double down
Operation Blackout is taking the fight directly to the international cybercriminal networks stealing billions from Americans.
Our latest operation in Nigeria delivered:
9 ARRESTS.
53 electronic devices seized.
$11 MILLION in potentially freezable funds identified across multiple countries.
These scam centers exploit innocent victims, steal life savings, and operate across international borders believing they are beyond the reach of law enforcement.
They’re wrong.
Thanks to Nigerian law enforcement and our partners in London for their outstanding cooperation.
To the criminals targeting Americans from overseas: JUSTICE WILL FIND YOU.
Manipulator
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
See APC abeg. God forbid this demonic gathering.
So they should have bought it in secret abi?
The problem isn’t the flamboyant purchase, is that he showcased it?
Dayo Israel, this is peak insensitivity!
You have handed ADC and NDC fresh ammunition and given Arise TV, Ojy Okpe, ABATI and Rufai something to feast on tomorrow.
At a time Nigerians are struggling with the effects of reforms, you chose to flaunt SUVs for youth leaders. What exactly is the public supposed to make of this?
You have made selling Mr President’s reforms to Nigerians even harder.
You cannot preach sacrifice to the people while flaunting privilege in their faces. This is how you turn public frustration into political ammunition for the opposition.
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
What is the Church turning into, every day is lies upon lies – at Leeds, England
Those IG content creators are basically just milking this Man U defeats at this point.
United is a mid club and has been for a while.
Yes they used to be formidable but not any longer.
Get a grip
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
No Muslim can honestly deny this.
It's easier to be a Muslim in a Christian country than in a so-called Islamic one.
Try being a Shia in Saudi Arabia and practising your faith openly.
Try being an Ahmadi in Pakistan. Call yourself a Muslim and you can go to prison.
Try being a woman in Iran who steps outside without covering her hair.
Try asking for your daughter's education in Afghanistan.
Now look at the UK.
Sunni mosques. Shia mosques. Ahmadi mosques. All standing freely.
The worldwide leader of the Ahmadiyya community lives in England, because he can't live in Pakistan.
A girl in hijab walks into school in London. A girl in Kabul can't walk into school at all.
We call them kuffar.
But they're the ones protecting Muslims from Muslims.
So tell me again, which one is the Islamic nation?
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
This issue of adulterated and fake food products & medication is one that burns me to the core of my soul. I can forgive, and to some extent understand faking designer and luxury clothing, fashion apparel and perfumes. But adulterating/faking food and medication? Never.
At this point, with the massive proliferation of adulterated and fake food products and medication, we need to have a serious conversation about meting out severe punishment for manufacturers, vendors and purveyors of adulterated and fake food products and medicine no matter whose ox is gored.