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born/raised in MN, now trying to perfect the art of doing nothing in Florida. interested in politics, sports, culture.

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Joined April 2011
"The things people say are not meant to be measured on the scale of truth. They are only the signs by which one indicates which team one belongs to, like the identification ‘friend-or-foe’ signals that warplanes emit" --Herbert Stein (on Sunday talk shows)
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I'm guessing the list of people who WANT to go to hell isn't that long. "Go to hell" isn't "have a nice day, I wish you well".
“I'm a religious person, so in theory I go to heaven,” President Trump says, discussing what he thinks happens after death. “I don't want to go to hell.” cbsn.ws/4iJ55dC
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I've been watching "From Russia with Love" tonight. One thing I hadn't picked up on before is how overdone the Bond theme(s) music is in the early films. In just about any scene that might be considered slow--Bond checking the hotel room--it blasts in.
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There's political risk for Democrats in attempting to impeach & remove Trump. If Trump makes it clear that he won't stand in the way of their agenda the Democrats don't have to expend time/political capital & Trump avoids impeachment. A deal can be made.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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If Bernie Sanders got some of his crackpot ideas passed with a narrow majority does anyone think Trump would veto them?
Now would be a good time to recall that during the first term, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer came to verbal agreements with Trump on immigration ("Dreamers”) and gun control in White House meetings — only for WH staff to panic after hearing the details and pull out of the deals.
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New England getting thoroughly trumped by Green Bay today. 42 points allowed and the game is still in the 3rd quarter.
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Evelyn Waugh's "Scoop"?
Little remembered today, but the Italians resorted to chemical warfare in Ethiopia.
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The coverup begins.
Former Pentagon spokeswoman during Trump’s first administration:
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Tom Brady just said of the NFC North "very good quarterback play from all those teams" Vikings fans:
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Anyone rooting for the field staff in this matchup should be banned from attending any NFL game for at least a year.
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Michigan fires offensive coordinator: "Per the terms of his contract, Beck is set to be owed up to $10.1 million. That's nearly $7 million in salary and nearly $3.1 million in retention bonuses."
I texted my brother yesterday that Minnesota's avg yards was 5.5 passing, 3.1 rushing with a "that's not going to do it" conclusion. Well Michigan was 5.3 passing, 2.1 rushing. And at least Minnesota can tell themselves they were playing a top 10 opponent.
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AP hasn't called it yet (now 97% counted). Boebert could still pull it out.
Shucks. You hate to see it. 😁 Buh-bye, @RepBoebert.
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And if that is too much to ask, watch somewhat obscure movies.
One weird trick to avoid this situation: don't cheat on your wife.
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And Carter's four years was probably crucial to Reagan making it to the White House.
OLD GUY’S CAUTION: Since Watergate comparisons of ‘74 & ‘26 are widespread, it’s worth remembering that after ‘74 anti-Nixon landslide, it was simply assumed Dems would win White House in ‘76. Despite major D advantages (unelected R POTUS who pardoned Nixon and was nearly denied R nomination—& much more), Carter only beat Ford 50-48%—and Electoral College nearly tipped to Ford. Two years is two eternities (esp. with Trump), and nothing is ever guaranteed. Choose wisely, Dems.
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Lionel Mandrake retweeted
One may imagine her late majesty, looking down from the clouds and orchestrating a little joke at the expense of those stubborn colonists who compelled her first and final attendance of an American football game.
A rogue Corgi at the Panthers-Broncos game now has the Week 9 lead for missed tackles
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J.J. McCarthy: 127 yds passing, 6.7 avg, 82.6 rating (and injured). Maybe a little early to conclude that the Vikings made a huge mistake in giving up on him.
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Lionel Mandrake retweeted
Metaphor Alert.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Multiple replays of the Panthers left tackle and Broncos rusher with no flags on play.
1. Saints uniforms today might be the worst I've seen all year. 2. On that fumble that essentially ended the Panthers v Broncos game it's pretty funny that there weren't any flags thrown.
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If only really long home runs were worth more than just a home run.
Former #MNTwins you probably forgot about: Miguel Sanó, 3B/1B/RF (2015-2022)
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1. Saints uniforms today might be the worst I've seen all year. 2. On that fumble that essentially ended the Panthers v Broncos game it's pretty funny that there weren't any flags thrown.
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Some of us were asking this very question in 2015-16 about a real estate/reality TV guy.
I do not understand how anyone could ever have been convinced by Russell Brand - even when he was a progressive in good odour, even when he was a famous personality. Who falls for this sort of crap?
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