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Baton Rouge, LA
Joined February 2022
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Many of you will wake up to this... I know how they stole the election in 2020, 2022, 2024, and 2026. I know how they did it in every single state and I know why you cannot see it in the RLAs. I even know what tools and who did it. The leaders are not elected. I am going to say this to all of you, especially the ones in the back of the room... YOUR ELECTIONS ARE FRAUDULENT, ALL OF THEM. The report and the details will be released by Saturday. Make no mistake, it is definitive and forensically well documented and provable. They tried to hide it, and now I am going to release it, and I do not care about a judge's order. It is treason. I will not go quietly.
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Death Valley retweeted
#BREAKING: Westchester voting machines unable to scan up to 250,000 ballots at 332 polling sites.
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Is Chambliss leading the nation in interceptions? Asking for a friend.
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LSU has the most hated coaches in America and it’s amazing to see. LSU baseball and basketball landed two massive commitments today.
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The moment little sister in Biloxi knew their coach was leaving
BREAKING: LSU has fired Brian Kelly, @petenakos reports❌ on3.com/college/lsu-tigers/n…
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Death Valley retweeted
Replying to @CasualReb
We are out coached. And also, I just have to say, Kewan looks nothing like he looked like last season. I haven’t been impressed all season.
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What’s going on in Batesville?
🚨MELTDOWN ALERT 🚨 #OleMiss is down 24-3 in the second quarter. Pete Golding is a clown. #MeltdownAlert
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Death Valley retweeted
BREAKING: Thousands of California voters were reportedly accidentally mailed duplicate ballots for the November 3 midterm elections.
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An old classic
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A clear false start
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Death Valley retweeted
BREAKING: Texas A&M is among the programs under investigation for potential NIL and revenue-sharing violations, per sources. Investigators reportedly became suspicious after QB Marcel Reed’s $2.8 million NIL package was filed under the athletic department’s “agricultural equipment” budget.
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Welcome to Michigan Bryce Underwood!!! And just like that we're back! #goblue
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Through 4 games, Texas A&M ranks inside the bottom 30 nationally in: ▪️20+ yard plays (136th) ▪️Yards gained per play (129th) ▪️Sacks per game (120th) ▪️Interceptions thrown (115th) ▪️Total yards per game (112th) ▪️Yards allowed per play (110th) ▪️30+ yard plays allowed (110th) ▪️Passing yards per game (108th)
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Insane: five of the Top WRs in the NFL were ALL BORN in Louisiana within 120 miles of each other: 1) Ja'Marr Chase: Harvey, Louisiana 2) Justin Jefferson: St Rose, Louisiana 3) CeeDee Lamb: Opelousas, Louisiana 4) DeVonta Smith: Amite, Louisiana 5) Malik Nabers: Lafayette, Louisiana (Bonus #6 Brian Thomas Jr: Walker, Louisiana) 🤯🤯🤯
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Death Valley retweeted
A&M has won a single game in death valley since 1994 and they had the audacity to say “Kyle Field East” after that one win Actually the most little brother shit of all time
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Death Valley retweeted
I’m actually disgusted that they went to the same school
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Jhase Thomas…. Excited about this dude. Looked great out there
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Congrats to ole miss on their national title
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Dabo will be fired this year
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