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Joined March 2010
NFL referees suck ass
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🚨 SIGNED TREY SMACK RIVALRIES HELMET GIVEAWAY🚨 To win: 1. Like this post 2. RT this post
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I’m proud of myself, and I mean that!!
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Let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers 😉
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when an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Brand 🙅‍♂️✋
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I love when a dog sighs like he’s carrying the whole family financially. Sir, you ate a leaf today and napped.
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white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere
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Thinking about football.
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Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill
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Sam Rami's Spider-Man 1 & 2 still hold up so well
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driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar
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Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.
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Daylight Saving Time is hilarious when you think about it. Humans: “Let’s move the clocks forward so we get more daylight.” The sun: literally ignores us and rises at the same time it always would. All we actually accomplish is losing an hour of sleep and confusing everyone for a week. How this is still a thing in 2026 is beyond me.
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Oh damn… did you know that!? 😲
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myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than their friends that was real engagement. you built something. you problem solved. you googled why your background image was broken and figured it out. every platform since then has gone the opposite direction. simpler layouts, fewer options, zero customization to express one’s self. they don’t want you building anything… they want you scrolling. we went from a generation that taught itself code through myspace to a generation that can’t change a font without an app. and somehow we call it “progress” just my opinion.
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Remember when you used to rent a movie then try to watch it for a second time before returning it to the store? Those were the days
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I'm a big Brian Gutekunst guy but if he really thinks no major changes are needed on S/T when the Superbowl contending Patriots can score more punt & kickoff return TDs in one season than the @Packers have in a decade, that's a problem. It's still #GoPackGo but damn
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Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.
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That was a great hate watch #GoPackGo #BearDown
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