@LarZee

a domesticated cryptid (she/her)

 Ice Planet Hoth
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Joined January 2009
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I love a gimmick, I love tourist traps and stuff made purely for photographs. I’m super psyched to go to Rainforest Cafe for the first time this summer. I would stay at any decently themed airbnb
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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My 4 year old caught me watching the Golden Globes, saw @realnoahwyleX and immediately got her first celebrity crush. She talks about him all the time now. What do I do
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I feel like I could get through the day so much better if I just had one new Jock Jams album.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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I am the easiest person in the world to shop for because you can find tacky or incomprehensible or specific t shirts nearly everywhere these days. The hardest part is my size
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Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.

ALT A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.

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17 years ago. November 1st, 2008. A new character is introduced late into the episode: Stefon, in a rare sketch appearance! He wouldn’t reappear again until April 24, 2010 as an Update correspondent, which is where he would (more or less) stay.
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exactly 🚫👑
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mr. joshua
@pants16 Oct 2025
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I have had mouth pain since I got fillings over two weeks ago, to the point where I really haven’t eaten, and I think I’m finally admitting this can’t be normal
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Sure, I’m drinking smoothies and probably getting enough calories, but I’m so hungry I can’t sleep
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Let’s have a good fucking night
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My mouth still hurts from my dental work a week ago and I’m starving bc no one will make me any soups or soft foods but me and it turns out being scared and in pain means I want someone else to take care of me a little
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leo@vivilization3 Oct 2025
you’re out WHERE??
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit3 Oct 2025
Okay how is it? I’m out at a bar and can’t hear it for myself yet
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She’s forever the realest of the real.
best of hannah einbinder@einbinderfiles15 Sep 2025
New Vogue interview with our Emmy winner Hannah Einbinder by Emma Specter vogue.com/article/hannah-ein…

Hannah Einbinder on Her Viral Emmy Speech and Fresh Haircut for Season 5 of ‘Hacks’

vogue.com
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I cook for my family because making these meals feels like love to me. But then, when I want to feel taken care of and loved, there’s no one to make a wholesome home cooked meal for me
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It just increasingly feels like “taking care of the family” puts me outside the family, where I am firmly not being taken care of
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I would like to opt out of the enforced international week of mourning for a fascist YouTuber if that’s at all possible.
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Guys look what I found 😆🏈 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly #eagles #gobirds
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