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Focused on MS Word Add-in software development. Love discussing politics. Grateful for MAHA. Cautiously optimistic!

Wellton, AZ
Joined November 2009
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Laura Townsend retweeted
Lots of bitching on this app about what Trump didn’t do, instead of directing that anger toward the GOP, who hasn’t done shit for him. That man did 30 rallies in 30 days FOR US. He did his part. He works like a fucking dog for this country. It’s truly amazing how quickly people forget. Maybe start holding the Republicans in Congress accountable instead of blaming the man who’s out there fighting for us every damn day.
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Laura Townsend retweeted
Hi @UMich i just want to be absolutely explicitly clear that NO, this video of your student committing Assault & Battery, resisting arrest, making death threats, & engaging in Anti Semitism ON CAMPUS is NOT coming down. In fact, on behalf of @camhigby & others who were assaulted & threatened on your campus with your consent, & protection, I’m going to reshare it here. And I’m going to tag some friends with reach to make sure it keeps going. Here. On telegram. On facebook. On Rumble. On YouTube. On Truth Social. Remember, you asked for it. @drawandstrike @willchamberlain @MattMorseTV @AAGDhillon @AndrewKolvet @AGToddBlanche @MrAndyNgo @catturd2 @EricLDaugh @FBIDirectorKash @EagleEdMartin @elonmusk @NickJFreitas @KurtSchlichter @libsoftiktok @nicksortor @RonColeman @StephenM @jenvanlaar Its only fairthe rest of the world learns you’re desperately trying to hide this, @UMich especially from the Justice & Education departments. cc @EDSecMcMahon @usedgov
🚨🚨 I have just been informed by @ReawakenUSA CEO @realjamesowen that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog I’ll repost it every day until she’s expelled and charged.
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Laura Townsend retweeted
New Arsenal Tool, EVERYONE! The Election Cameras Tool - It shows you all the cameras at election departments around the nation, with simple click to view them. If I'm missing any, let me know. Enjoy! arsenal.handcountroadshow.or…
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Laura Townsend retweeted
IN LINE when polls close? STAY IN LINE! As long as you're in line by closing time, you have the RIGHT to VOTE. Don't let anyone send you home! #Arizona #2026Midterm #ElectionDay 🇺🇸🌵🤠‼️🙌🔥❤️
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Laura Townsend retweeted
TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF ARIZONA, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement and will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP swampthevoteusa.com/arizona/
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A win for the good guys!
BREAKING: WE WON. A MICHIGAN COURT JUST STRUCK DOWN MICHIGAN SECRETARY OF STATE JOCELYN BENSON'S RULE ORDERING CLERKS TO DELETE ELECTION POLL BOOKS. FINAL JUDGMENT. PERMANENT. STATEWIDE. "Rule 168.48 is invalid." The rule: DELETE the poll book files after every election. The law: KEEP election records 22 months. The Court: "When an administrative rule conflicts with a statute, the statute controls." One township clerk asked which law to follow. Nobody answered. So Michelle McQueer sued. 82 days later, she won. For EVERY clerk in Michigan. Starting with TOMORROW'S election. And the Court directed the Secretary to write NEW instructions for all 1,520 clerks that follow the ruling. The poll book files go on encrypted flash drives and stay there for 22 months. Remember what we said in October? Reconstruction is not preservation. The Court agreed: "Retaining the metadata is as crucial as retaining the data itself." READ THAT ONE TWICE. The State's big burden? The Court found it's "at most, $100 per additional flash drive." Thank you to the RNC and Michigan Republican Party for joining me in the fight. The State can appeal. Until a court ever says otherwise, the poll books stay. ONE CLERK. TWO LAWS. THE LAW WON. The Opinion: tinyurl.com/McQueerJudgment McQueer v Benson, Michigan Court of Claims No. 26-000172-MZ Let's make Michigan safe, normal, and responsible again! 🇺🇸 @MIGOP @Republicans @WhiteHouse @MI_Republicans @Th_Midwesterner @MINewsSource @stevegrubershow @MrJustinBarclay @JonathanTurley @RobGouveiaEsq @downi75 @Mike_Cox @MrAustinPredict @gatewaypundit @honestpollster @mifairelections @dcexaminer @MZHemingway @jsolomonReports @HarmeetKDhillon
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Finally, an answer! For a few years now I keep asking "but HOW can people be so nasty and HATEFUL? And just plain DUMB and illogical? Over the most ridiculous things? E.g. how do you get grown adults to perform sex change procedures on minors? How do you get humans with conscience to say it's okay to kill a full term "fetus" that could live outside the mother's body? I could go on with examples but read this post instead:
Working at Oculus would have been an utter waste of my time except for one thing. While I was there, I realized what's wrong with leftists. Not that they have been programmed, that's obvious. Not why they have been programmed. For power, that's obvious, too. But how they have been programmed. The exact method that their moral compass has been destroyed works like this: Target a bunch of people with very few deeds and accomplishments, such as young people or incompetent people, or incompetent young people. Create for them an environment where they are rewarded with moral approval, not for what they do, but for believing certain ideas. The ideas don't have to be outrageous, or absurd, or have anything to do with what you actually need them to believe. In fact, it's better to start with something innocuous. Why? Because the goal isn't to install those beliefs at all. The goal is to repeat this process until you create a person who measures his moral worth by what he believes, not what he does. Keep at this until you have created a mass of people who not only reward themselves with a feeling of moral superiority for believing the right things, but who will reward each other for believing orthodox things, and who will compete with each other, not to do the most good, but to have the most orthodox beliefs. Now, change one of the propositions you have programmed them with to a slightly more radical version of itself, and hold this up as a more correct version of the old belief, which has been newly discovered by scholarly investigations into culture and moral philosophy. Sit back, watch, and give them a few weeks to compete with each other to adopt the new belief, and to condemn the "evil" of anyone who believes the old belief, the very thing they believed last month. Repeat this process until they are used to rapidly changing their entire belief system in response to an external cue. Congratulations, you have a population of entirely programmable people whose moral compass is not just broken, but entirely non-existent. They don't care what any person in front of them actually does. Only that he believe the orthodox thing, which they just learned about in last week's memo. They are willing to do anything, so long as it is done in support of their current belief system, which can be replaced whenever it's convenient to do so. They are willing to burn down an entire city with no qualms whatsoever if they are doing it in support of the idea that black lives matter. They are willing to murder a man in front of his children, and it doesn't matter if his actions were entirely peaceful and good, because all that matters to them is whether he believes the correct things or not. And a man who builds cheap spaceflight for the human race, develops viable electric cars to save the environment, restores voices to the voiceless, and plans, for his next trick, to heal the blind... well, all those are deeds, so none of them matter. The only thing that matters is that he told people to vote republican once, which is wrongthink. So what you have a horde of communist zombies, who can be steered to shuffle in any direction and attack the living, eat their brains, and turn them into more zombies. Once someone becomes one of the zombies, you can't cure him, because a moral compass can only be repaired by understanding the consequences of actions in a new way... and they don't care about actions or consequences. They only care about beliefs, and not about consequences at all. Their moral compasses aren't just broken. They are absent. There's nothing to repair. You have to understand that the zombies are zombies now.
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Laura Townsend retweeted
Democrats are angrier at Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers than they were at Graham Platner for having raped his ex-girlfriend
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so Lacey Fisher finalist for Maricopa County Superior Court and married to @rachel1mitchell prosecutor Daniel Fisher filed a job application for superior court in which she answered all questions about possible ethical violations as "N/A", In particular question 41 "List and describe any matter (including mediation, arbitration, negotiated settlement and/or malpractice claim you referred to your insurance carrier) in which you were accused of wrongdoing concerning your law practice. Not applicable." Yet in State vs. Cross, the Court of appeals explicitly said they filed a bar complaint against Fisher for prosecutorial misconduct having found she committed misconduct. So why the fuck wasn't that in her application @azcourts?
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Laura Townsend retweeted
When police from Hamburg, Germany, appear in Poland to support a coup, it is an enemy invasion and declaration of war. If I was the president of Poland, I would say it like this, "THE EU HAS DECLARED WAR ON POLAND".
Białe hełmy z sześciocyfrowymi numerami (np. 672919) podczas nocy Gen Z w Hamburgu. Są to funkcjonariusze hamburskiej policji prewencyjnej (Landesbereitschaftspolizei).
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💦Cry more @DebbieLesko You promised basic election integrity and instead you coordinated with communists to make ballot harvesting great again and opposed citizen only voting. But the record reflects it's so much worse than that 🤨 ❌ You have kept child p$rn books in the libraries and online so that kids are programmed to be s$xually abused ❌ You led the communist playbook to try to remove Recorder Heap from office instead of securing our elections ❌ When the communists complained people were told they could show ID to bypass signature verification & speed up election results, you allowed for it to be banned to notify this service exists ❌ You went berserk when Recorder Heap started the process to clean noncitizens from the voter rolls. Then sided with communists to block DPOC and undermine our proof of citizenship laws. ❌ You went berserk when Recorder Heap stopped the abuse of senior vulnerable voters who were being registered to vote without their consent, illegally being paid with county dollars ❌ You refused to send LUCHA a cease and desist when they were caught on camera saying they were officially representing the county in a voter registration under the guise of expanding Obamacare ❌ You went to Heap's signature verification training and then lied about it and said you spent the day on a tour with Scott Jarrett. ❌ You disenfranchised two large rural precincts from having a voting location ❌ You read Recorder Heap's text messages into the record, lied about the context ❌ When the Elections Department lost 3k+ ballots, you voted to fund software that doesn't solve the problem and then allowed procedures that eliminated chain of custody documentation ❌ You approved voting locations which still disenfranchise seniors and native Americans ❌ Rather than letting the Recorder access the server that run the voter rolls, you instead gave the Recorder $15 million to rebuild everything. Why is that server not being accessed worth $15 million ❌ You've voted to fund noncitizens to get $35000 to buy new homes and not have to repay it I could keep going.... You are a disgrace!
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Laura Townsend retweeted
🚨 YOU CANNOT AUDIT WHAT IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING. Michigan’s Qualified Voter File is quietly rewriting vote history records months and years after county certification — in direct violation of state and federal law. Data analysis marked by me as “BOE SCRUBBED.” because the BOE provided more complete vote history records data in the past but has been successful BLOCKING and ALTERING this data from us because we were EXPOSING how in-person votes were FLIPPED to absentee vote records. Federal law (52 U.S.C. § 20701) requires election records preserved for 22 months. Michigan law (MCL 168.509q(1)(f)) requires vote history retained for 5 years. Both Michigan (MCL 168.932(c)) and federal law (52 U.S.C. § 20702) make willful alteration, defacement, or destruction of those records a crime. Yet monthly SQL comparisons of successive statewide QVF snapshots (e.g., Sept. 2026 vs. Oct. 2026) show the same vote_hash records being Added, Removed, Location Altered (jurisdiction changed), or Absentee Altered long after the election. Millions of post-election shifts across snapshots (see the attached audit graphic). Once the certified baseline is rewritten, no clerk, auditor, or citizen can independently verify who actually voted where. The audit trail is erased by design. SOS Benson wants all Michigan Clerks to delete the source poll books. Why? (we know why...) Vote history must be immutable after county certification. Anything less is not list maintenance — it is the destruction of the official record. This is why Michigan and no local clerk still cannot produce an accurate, public list of who voted in any past election within the statutory window. Demand the raw, unaltered monthly snapshots. Stop the vote history algorithm. (Changes where you actually voted to a different location!) Fix the QVF! VOTE REPUBLICAN this election if you want our elections to become safe and secure. #ElectionIntegrity #MichiganElections #VoteHistory #AuditTheRolls #QVF @AAGDhillon @AGToddBlanche @AsheinAmerica @AttyStefLambert @BarronTNews_ @bennyjohnson @CaraCastronuova @CraigDMauger @DaveBondyTV @DeluxePsypher @DNIGabbard @DonaldJTrumpJr @Downi75 @DrJohnEastman @EmeraldRobinson @GatewayPundit @HarmeetKDhillon @JackPosobiec @JimHoft_ @JSolomonReports @KevinKijewski @LaraLogan @MattGaetz @MattMorseTV @MichiganBraden @mifairelections @MINewsSource @MIOaklandClerk @MonicaYatooma @MrJustinBarclay @PatriotMarkCook @PattyLovesTruth @PjColbeck @RealAlexJones @realDonaldTrump @RealFreedomTalk @RealJoeHoft @RealLindellTV @realMikeLindell @SheriffLeaf @SidneyPowell1 @StephenM @stephiebeltinck @stevegrubershow @SusieWiles @Th_Midwesterner @tonyforlini1 @TruckerRandy @USAO_SDFL @VanessaBNews I used SI to create a short video explaining this serious issue. rumble.com/v7hpce4-michigans…
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Really good explanation about how wages, inflation, tarrifs, & debt affect our quality of life.
Once again it seems I need to explain that printing money to hand out benefits just screws the people they’re trying to help.
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Laura Townsend retweeted
Replying to @AdamKinzinger
Whatever you do, don't play my J6 sim that proves that Trump: 1. Didn't start the riot, and was 1.6 miles away. 2. Was nowhere near the capitol. grumpytechbro.com/j6episodes… Definitely don't read my profile on you either. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_3ee6… – at Oregon, USA
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More lies from the leftist Hobbs, Fontes and Mayes ass kissers We are tired of the lies from the left. Let me clue you in on a fact, criminals and democrats do not follow the law. I am posting 99 of the most egregious multi year voters from around the US that are non citizens, not eligible to vote. The total estimate is around 250K, nationwide, mostly in swing states of course. I will not be posting AZ. as we have turned them over to DOJ and ICE, hoping for their swift de-naturalization and deportation. 250K Americans... let me say that again for numb nuts in the back row.. 250K AMERICAN citizens votes were canceled by Criminal non-citizens. Dems may be fine with that, but I am not good with a citizen having their sovereign rights violated. The democrats continue to say it is only a few.... well FU, 1 is too many. You can search every name on the DOJ or Federal Court database.
We already have laws against non citizens voting in federal elections. What we do not have is evidence of non citizens voting happening at scale. If the problem is so massive, where are the prosecutions? Where are the convictions?
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Laura Townsend retweeted
Pèp ayisyen, Nou prèske fin deplwaye sòlda nou yo ak ekipman nou yo sou tè Ayiti. Sa a se pa yon operasyon kont pèp ayisyen an, ni yon envazyon peyi Ayiti. Nou pa yon gwo pisans. Nou pa gen okenn enterè ni pou nou vin domine pèp ayisyen an, ni pou nou mete men sou richès Ayiti. Nou se yon peyi modès k ap devlope. Sèl sa nou vle, se pou kat teknisyen avyasyon nou yo tounen lakay yo. Epi n ap bay gang yo yon leson, gang sa yo k ap fè pèp ayisyen an soufri, ki touye moun pèp la renmen yo, k ap anpeche l viv yon lavi nòmal, lib, san laperèz. Se prèske nou menm sèl k ap peye pou operasyon sa a. Menmsi nou resevwa yon ti èd lojistik nan men kèk lòt peyi, se ak pwòp ti kès nou n ap kouvri 90% nan depans yo. Sa koute nou chè, men nou te aprann nan pwòp soufrans nou: jistis ak lapè pa gen pri. Nou te pase nan menm soufrans Ayiti ap travèse jodi a. Nou te viv yon beny san ki te pi terib toujou pase sa pèp ayisyen an ap sibi kounye a. Nou konnen sa sa vle di: viv nan laperèz, pa fè politisyen konfyans, pa kwè okenn moun ki pwomèt l ap ede w. Paske pèsonn pa t vin ede nou, e moun ki te vini yo pa t gen bon entansyon nan kè yo. Men nou te rive chape anba sa. Apre 200 lane soufrans, finalman n ap viv nan lapè, e jodi a nou se peyi ki gen plis sekirite sou kontinan an. Nou pa vin ann Ayiti pou nou touche lajan, paske pèsonn pa peye nou pou sa. Nou vin ann Ayiti pou nou goumen kont mechan yo. Men sa m ap mande nou: fè nou konfyans, lapriyè sèl vrè Bondye a, epi mande L pou L geri Ayiti. “Lè sa a si pèp ki pote non m lan lapriyè nan pye m, si yo soumèt devan mwen, si yo pran chache m ankò, si yo vire do bay vye peche yo t'ap fè yo, m'ap tande yo nan syèl kote m ye a, m'ap padonnen peche yo, m'ap fè peyi a kanpe ankò.” 2 Kwonik 7:14 Ede nou ede Ayiti. Epi lè misyon nou an fini, n ap tounen lakay nou. Petèt jenerasyon Ayisyen k ap vini yo ap sonje nou kòm zanmi ki te vin ede yon lè.
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Truly Horrifying. I also recall the Biden Admin immediately stopping DNA testing of minors at the border when he came in. What logical reason would there be for that other than to enable child trafficking?
Joe Rogan is horrified as Steve Hilton reveals where the 330,000 migrant kids Biden lost actually ended up. ROGAN: “Holy f*ck!” HILTON: “The way Bobby puts it is that Becerra turned HHS into the largest child trafficking operation in history.” A caseworker told Hilton they were ordered to ignore obviously fake IDs and get the kids out the door as fast as possible. Their directive was “Speed over safety.” If something happens to the kids, so be it. One girl was put on a plane, handed off to three strange men, and forced to work 20 hours a day. ROGAN: “Oh my God, it’s shocking. That’s so evil.” The kids were given a hotline to call if they were in danger. The problem was getting anyone to answer. HILTON: “There were 65,000 unanswered calls to the hotline.” And the people who flagged it? “FIRED.” ROGAN: “It doesn’t even seem like it could be real.” When Bobby Kennedy Jr. previously described what happened to these kids, he called it a “huge, huge tragedy.” KENNEDY: “One guy pretended to be the parent of 42 children. We have no idea what happened to those kids.” “There was about 60 kids who were sent to one address. When we looked at that address, it was a container, a steel container in the middle of a parking lot.” “A lot of them were sent to work at slaughterhouses and picking fruits in the fields. They were slaves.” “It’s a huge, huge tragedy. My agency [under Biden] was the single biggest child trafficker in the world.” And now Xavier Becerra, the man who presided over all of it, wants to be governor of California. Steve Hilton is running against him.
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Laura Townsend retweeted
One of the things I learned in the Army is that an organization can accomplish amazing things if no one cares who gets credit. The Color Revolution represents a profound threat to our Constitution and our way of life. This is not about clicks and credit. It's about saving America. I stand with Data Republican because I know the risks she took to get this out there. Many of us have been warning about Deep State plots for years, but it was only DR who came up with the timely, TANGIBLE proof of the worst and most recent of those plots. Having said that, for our nation's sake it really does not matter WHO uncovered this, what matters is that we work together to get the word out from beyond X containment. The social media squabbling now about "credit" makes me angry and sick. Everybody needs to start rowing in the same direction, our nation is at stake. /Rant over
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All I gotta say is.. “I told you so” Here’s what this means @ThomasGalvin @KateMcGeeAZ @DebbieLesko @MarkStewart_AZ @stephen_richer @Adrian_Fontes @katiehobbs Everything Byrne has said is find by a court of law to be true. What has he been saying? 📌Dominion is Smartmatic software repackaged. 📌The software is programmed in Serbia by Serbians, Venezuelans & Chinese 📌Firmware/BIOS is programmed in China on hardware from China, shipped through Taiwan & a Taiwan label slapped on it 📌Dominion had access to data before, during & after elections through a VPN connection. 📌 Dominion kept a 2nd server on the machine that ran the Smartmatic code to change results. Read claims here teapaw.org/patrickbyrne/status/20… What Coomer admitted in his deposition teapaw.org/joeoltmann/status/2054… Now. Since it has been proven in a court of law that Byrne told no lie- you need to evaluate what you are defending. All those glitches? They are not an accident. I want you to watch this 6 minute clip. Provable. In every state (except 1) that he looked at. An automatic algorithm running. Not just this item on the ballot- ANY DAMN ITEM ON THE BALLOT THEY WANT! And as Soloman states - you can have the cleanest voter rolls & the best voter ID in the world & it won’t stop the cheat. We need to return to KISS elections.
NEWSFLASH: Dominion CTO Eric Coomer’s libel case against me for saying Dominion’s equipment rigs elections was just thrown out by the judge on summary judgment. Trial was supposed to start next Wednesday, but the judge read our evidence and realized I was correct. No libel.
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