I picture you and me together In the jungle it will be okay

Miami, Florida
Joined March 2009
Eric Lauzin retweeted
REDACTED walking into the rental & treating it like it's some historic monument killed me cuz that's exactly how i'd react too like. oh this is the infamous location where you tried to psychoanalyze holmes & lost yourself in the process! did she perchance use this coffee maker???
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Angie Nixon is being sabotaged by her own party. Fried it wasn't enough for you and Manny Diaz to drag the FL dem party into the darkest pits of hell and lose us every election, you have to stop us from trying to come back on our own too?
#FloridaSenate Nikki Fried, the chair of the Florida Democratic Party, reposted this amid Angie Nixon’s Cuba comments.
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"We'll see you later tonight"
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You guys can stop tagging me now 🥲
My cat was born with a mullet
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Angie Nixon: Cubans fleeing a failed system, a dictatorship and an embargo that hasn’t worked for 60 years and now facing an increasingly authoritarian regime here that is DENYING them adjustment of status and worse, DEPORTING THEM BACK, sometimes to places they’ve never been.
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That's right Rays
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White Cubans were never gonna vote for a black woman. Gusanos are racist
This is how Democrats lose elections in Miami-Dade. And they need to win Miami-Dade to win Florida.
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Fuck Miami Dade. You don’t run shit in the rest of Florida. Angie could do backflips for ya’ll and you STILL wouldn’t vote for her. Go to hell. She gave an intelligent, COMPASSIONATE answer and you have a problem with it bc you’re RACIST.
This is how Democrats lose elections in Miami-Dade. And they need to win Miami-Dade to win Florida.
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Let’s remember that Obama fired Van Jones. A decision that looks better and better in retrospect.
Van Jones speculates Abdul will lose and that campaigning with Kamala Harris and Obama is desperate.
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Lots of people really seem unaware that there are different modes of documentary. They’re not all expository or observational. Some are performative and reflexive, like this one. I loved it, but can also agree that it raises ethical issues worth discussing.
In more capable hands, this documentary could have gone way deeper. But the power they gave Billy Evans to usurp their roles and influence really sabotaged that.
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Bolsonaro lost to Lula in Brazil, then fled to the US & got a visa. Same warm welcome for Cuban elites after 1959 & white South African farmers in 2025. Trump has made it explicit: the US is the refuge for racists worldwide & the global capital of white supremacy & the far right.
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Sometime The Truth Hurts!!!!! 🎯🇺🇸
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Best time of year is here!! 🏈🏀⚾️🏒
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
I feel like I’ve never seen a group of active players support a former team like I’ve seen with former Rays players in this year’s playoffs
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
No. Show me
No but the areola MAKES the titty if you know what I mean
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
Hey @Meta 👋We are currently hosting a get-out-the-vote rally in Osceola County, home to a large Puerto Rican community, and our #LatinosConAngie @instagram page was suddenly taken down while we were actively posting content from the event. This page is a critical communication tool for reaching Latino voters and mobilizing our community. With just seven days until Election Day, every minute matters. We are calling on Meta to immediately restore the page and provide an explanation for its removal. Voters deserve access to critical election information, especially in these final days. @andymstone
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Meta has suspended Angie Nixon's organizing account ahead of the midterms. Nixon is the Democratic nominee for US Senate in Florida.
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I need some type of retribution for this Saturday night
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Eric Lauzin retweeted
your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Deputies said Miller arranged a babysitter from Tampa to check on the children mornings and after school but not overnight; she had filed for divorce from the father amid his recent battery charge and restraining order. youtube.com/watch?v=J1yakP… nypost.com/2026/10/27/us-… the-sun.com/news/17215185/… usatoday.com/story/news/cri…
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