@LazyJam

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 Southend-on-Sea, East
Joined February 2009
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Greggs festive bake review: Shite
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Its a simple question Mr Polanski, do you believe Lidl has the right to exist?
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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If you live in Tampa, this literally is a better looking pic of Ric than if you see him out and about. literally drinks until he shits and pisses himself
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Ric Flair posts a new picture and is focused on recovering
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Heard your dad believes that Wetherspoons are banning the poppy
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I like m&s food but I can't understand the performative obsession with the place. Why on earth would I want baubles of their food packaging on my tree? 😅😂
Daniel McDonald@DmcDTOct 24
Marks & Spencer have outdone themselves with Xmas Tree decorations this year
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Weldy@Weldy43Oct 25
Think its more to do with proper fans not bein able to get a ticket cuz its full of daytrippers from all over the planet who havent a clue which team is which, but u crack on mucker
(fan) Trey
@UTDTreyOct 25
United fans are the best honestly, shit every single game yet the stadium is always full, people are spending proper money just to watch this ass
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i don’t want to be a hater but i think consumerism is getting to some of you guys
Daniel McDonald@DmcDTOct 24
Marks & Spencer have outdone themselves with Xmas Tree decorations this year
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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‘Was you born in a bloody barn?!’ getting some heavy use atm as the temperature has dropped and NO fucker knows how to shut a door behind them.
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utdreport
@utdreportOct 25
36’ - Heaven booked.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

ALT Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

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No one: Man Utd fans:
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David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.
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There we go, Neville openly endorsing sacking Carrick now. And brining in a manager to spend big in January. He’s a rat that fella.
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Oli@WokeOliOct 25
Thank you, Sir Jim
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Replying to @floschechter
Why have you got time to tweet about HMRC when you could be tackling child poverty? Not a good look Florence
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