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Led-Man

@Ledmagpie

slatey gatekeeper, manager at @heronfoods Chelsea fan and loyal supporter of @NUFC since 2021

Joined August 2025
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Elanga is shite aint he??
Newcastle United (@NUFC) profile pictureNewcastle United
@NUFC1h
Your Mags at Craven Cottage 👊
Newcastle United v Fulham: Hornicek, Hall, Nico, Wissa, Osula, Barnes, Thiaw, Steur, Murphy, Burn, Dedic

ALT Newcastle United v Fulham: Hornicek, Hall, Nico, Wissa, Osula, Barnes, Thiaw, Steur, Murphy, Burn, Dedic

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Leeds are miles ahead of us in passion, ideas, effort, and that is fucking criminal.
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Please like us, pleaseeeeeeeee. Pathetic.
Rejected Manager (@RejectedBook) profile pictureRejected Manager@RejectedBook21h
Easily the best away fans ever at the Stadium of Light . . . Not even remotely close either. @GNK_Dinamo @CroatiaFooty #SAFC
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Few battles ha ha ha
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokNov 6
Replying to @Messi10_en
Honestly, looking at that face and the braids, I’d put him around 26-28. Man looks like he’s been through a few battles already. (Turns out he’s Yan Diomandé and only 19… wild.)
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Ha ha ha class.
Memecastle United (@Memecastle_Utd) profile pictureMemecastle United@Memecastle_Utd6h
BACK TO SCHOOL 🏫 IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️
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We are absolutely shite, Everton are wank.
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Fucking mental we still haven't replaced miggy.
Yanited (@NE5westend) profile pictureYanited@NE5westendNov 6
On this day in 2022: Newcastle United won 4-1 at St Mary’s against Southampton. Miggy, Wood, Willock and Bruno
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*in a horrible mackem accent "GET CONTE IN MARRA"
Rodney Trotter (@Rodneynufc) profile pictureRodney Trotter@RodneynufcNov 5
We’ve had enough! Get this absolute clown out of my football club. The worst manager we’ve had for years, absolutely clueless. Retweet if you want Le Bris out! I’m actually crying, it’s so upsetting. #SAFC #Sunderland #NUFC #LeBris
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Just throw david brent in the dugout on saturday for a full house ffs.
Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM) profile pictureCraig Hope
@CraigHope_DMNov 5
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot 🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY 👇 dailymail.com/sport/football…
Newcastle's Amar Dedic has crossbow seized after six-car police swoop

Newcastle's Amar Dedic has crossbow seized after six-car police swoop

Newcastle United star Amar Dedic was at the centre of a major police operation after he was spotted carrying a bow and arrows at a Northumberland beauty spot.

dailymail.com
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SG. (@S0uthernGe0rdie) profile pictureSG.@S0uthernGe0rdieNov 4
Pope Burn Botman Joelinton Wissa Murphy Pick your rat. #NUFC
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Rob 🅼 (@Im_RobM) profile picture
Rob 🅼@Im_RobMNov 4
And this was with a far better squad than we have now, a squad built by Howe. Time to put a stop to the revisionism. We have a manager three months into the job with someone elses squad which is lacking in quality throughout. We are in a bad way, but Jaissle isn't to blame #NUFC
Dominic Scurr (@DomScurr) profile pictureDominic Scurr
@DomScurrMay 25
NUFC's 2025/26 Premier League season 👇 Most defeats outside of relegation zone (17)✅ Most points dropped from winning positions (27)✅ Fewest points gained from losing positions (3)✅ Most goals conceded in final 15 mins (20)✅ Club's biggest summer transfer spend ever✅
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Sign him in January @PIF_en
Football Away Days (@AwayDaysFB) profile pictureFootball Away Days
@AwayDaysFBNov 3
Ollie Watkins wife, Ellie Watkins has left Saudi Arabia and flown back to the UK with the couple's two children, just months after husband Ollie Watkins swapped Aston Villa for Al-Hilal in a deal worth over £50m. The England Wag broke the news on TikTok, telling followers: "We've had a bit of a plot twist". She added: "There's just a little bit of conflict and things going on over in Saudi", explaining they'll stay in the UK until things calm down because she wanted "some form of normality" for the kids. 👀
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As much as i loved eddie howe for wining us a cup, Remember he chased out 2 sporting directors and hired his fucking nephew, @PIF_en are a disgrace for letting him take control of the club, those actions are the reason why we in a right fucking struggle.
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You know you are an embarrassment of a club when a very average player like barry is saying "Their nightmare" on Instagram.
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You know for a fact when Matthias Jaissle is doing his team talk, you have Wissa Elanga and Ousla acting the fool, making tiktoks, comparing who has cut the best holes in their socks, it's the only explanation how shite they are??
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Just 3 years until we win the league lads, calm down.
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Fucking shite, embarrassing, cowardly weak pathetic cunts.
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Any decent team we would be 3 or 4 down, this can't continue, Ousla - shite Elanga - Shite Joelinton - Shite Willock - Shite Barnes - Finished Burn - Finished Schar - Finished As bad a watch than under steve bruce. We will be in a relegation battle come may guaranteed.
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Pathetic we are still playing Schar and Burn after spending over 800m.
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Championship viewing this, 2 shite footballing sides, Watching Liverpool and Arsenal yesterday, fucking miles apart.
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