Professional music teacher 1/2 of Dishwasher Dragonfly The Mobile Tape Orchestra She/Her 🏳🌈🏳⚧
Phoenix, AZ
Joined October 2019
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When I worked at Starbucks there was a night I was closing by myself and a rush hit 10 minutes before close and I just cashed everyone out and gave them their drinks free and I was for sure certain I was gonna get fired when the drawer was like $100 short
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thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"
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George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good
I have one week to re-teach myself how to make puppets before I gotta teach about 90 people how to make puppets I got this in the bag stay tuned
Absolutely terrified I've worked so hard on this Community Theater / Indie Rock Band hybrid art thing what if everyone thinks it lame or worse what if nobody cares about the puppet musical coming after what if I'm fucked for life what if I'm washed and fucked and aaaaaaaaa
i have been drinking root beer at night a lot. barqs. good stuff. i sleep like a dog. i should be put down like a dog. like the barqs dog.
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Tranquil lulls between adventures
🎨 @MintCashew
@TrashYeeen's chest is a comfy lay, but he says my muzzle is too pointy and stabby
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i feel comfortable saying this is one of the most fucking disgusting and anti-art practices any artist could make and it’s terrible that the one doing it is one of the most popular artists in the world. the utter greediness is just shameful. this should shouldn’t be acceptable.
File this under “save your best for the finale”… I think my favorite moments from the tour were the acoustic surprises. So I went back into the studio with Max and Shellback to record acoustic/unplugged versions of a few of the Showgirl songs with brand new vocals and production! Cannot WAIT for you to hear:
❤️🔥 Life Is A Song Acoustic Version with “Opalite (Life Is A Song Acoustic Version)” and “Ruin the Friendship (My Advice Version)”
❤️🔥 Dressing Room Rehearsal Version with “Wi$h Li$t (Settled Down Acoustic Version)” and “The Life of a Showgirl (Dressing Room Rehearsal Acoustic Version)”
❤️🔥 Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version with “The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version)” and “Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Acoustic Version)”
❤️🔥 So Glamorous Cabaret Version with “Elizabeth Taylor (So Glamorous Cabaret Version)” and Elizabeth Taylor (Original Songwriting Voice Memo)
Four limited CD releases each including two acoustic bonus tracks on my site now for 24 hours while supplies last.
store.taylorswift.com
Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: TAS Rights Management
Sophie retweeted
What the fucking fuck is this maniac talking about. He told Pete Hegseth about Osama bin Laden a year before 9/11???
Pete Hegseth was a 20 year old college kid a year before 9/11.
Trump needs to be removed from office.
He’s COMPLETELY lost it.
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Girl FUCK Mick Jagger FUCK Keith Richards and FUCK Brian Jones
REVIEW: @taylorswift13 Conquers Her Biggest Stage Ever on #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
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Read the Rolling Stone review: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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If this is a response track, I need charli on her nastiest pots and pans hyperpop shit. Start scaring them three seconds into the song
