Professional music teacher 1/2 of Dishwasher Dragonfly The Mobile Tape Orchestra She/Her 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

Phoenix, AZ
Joined October 2019
thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"
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George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good
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since 2025 is ending, whats your popular tweet of 2025 heres mine
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fuk it im just gonna draw some cheesy gay shit who cares i ffeel like it
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Tranquil lulls between adventures 🎨 @MintCashew @TrashYeeen's chest is a comfy lay, but he says my muzzle is too pointy and stabby
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i feel comfortable saying this is one of the most fucking disgusting and anti-art practices any artist could make and it’s terrible that the one doing it is one of the most popular artists in the world. the utter greediness is just shameful. this should shouldn’t be acceptable.
File this under “save your best for the finale”… I think my favorite moments from the tour were the acoustic surprises. So I went back into the studio with Max and Shellback to record acoustic/unplugged versions of a few of the Showgirl songs with brand new vocals and production! Cannot WAIT for you to hear: ❤️‍🔥 Life Is A Song Acoustic Version with “Opalite (Life Is A Song Acoustic Version)” and “Ruin the Friendship (My Advice Version)” ❤️‍🔥 Dressing Room Rehearsal Version with “Wi$h Li$t (Settled Down Acoustic Version)” and “The Life of a Showgirl (Dressing Room Rehearsal Acoustic Version)” ❤️‍🔥 Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version with “The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version)” and “Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Acoustic Version)” ❤️‍🔥 So Glamorous Cabaret Version with “Elizabeth Taylor (So Glamorous Cabaret Version)” and Elizabeth Taylor (Original Songwriting Voice Memo) Four limited CD releases each including two acoustic bonus tracks on my site now for 24 hours while supplies last. store.taylorswift.com Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: TAS Rights Management
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What the fucking fuck is this maniac talking about. He told Pete Hegseth about Osama bin Laden a year before 9/11??? Pete Hegseth was a 20 year old college kid a year before 9/11. Trump needs to be removed from office. He’s COMPLETELY lost it.
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Girl FUCK Mick Jagger FUCK Keith Richards and FUCK Brian Jones
REVIEW: @taylorswift13 Conquers Her Biggest Stage Ever on #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Read the Rolling Stone review: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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If this is a response track, I need charli on her nastiest pots and pans hyperpop shit. Start scaring them three seconds into the song
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Taylor Swift has delayed my vinyl from being produced multiple times as well as delayed other artists’ records with her greedy release practices, so I genuinely have a reason to dislike her
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Sean Astin has been elected to become the President of SAG-AFTRA, the actor’s union.
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underdiscussed comedy bit in Weapons is when Josh Brolin throws the junkie James across the room but he keeps getting up and punched out again like 7 times in a row lmao
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the way the word "gooning" has been memeified and watered down to just mean jacking off will never not be insane to me . cuz if you've ever even slightly looked into the actual community the word comes from it's genuinely depraved shit
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it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: - verification codes - verifying your email - yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot - reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot
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South Carolina Rep. RJ May (R) has been charged with distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He allegedly used the screen name “joebidennnn69” to exchange 220 different files of toddlers and young children involved in sex acts.
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The White House is partnering with PragerU. The conservative, biased education company is already making AI content in a series launched with the Trump administration. And new reporting suggests the White House could be eying PragerU as a substitute for PBS.
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Quick doodle
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The owner of “Trump Burger” in Houston is now facing deportation
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Whoever drew the dog on top of the bus stop they were leaning against… you’re so cool…. your mind… your attention to detail… thank you…….
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