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5pm after daylight savings feels like
foreboding voice: youre running out of time
me: for what?
foreboding voice: you just are
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Every day I log into work and wait for an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”
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My wife calling me to bed. She gonna have to wait. This an all time great night in twitter history
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser






















