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alexis

@LexAtEase

life is a soup and im a fork

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Joined December 2009
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ً@artfuIchaosNov 13
November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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grace@gracefishloveNov 13
Trying to have a nice time despite knowing a lot of Facts and Information
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@favwontmissNov 12
Millennials be like “I needed this” and it’s just Outlook being down.
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sorry i can't, hyrule needs me.
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5pm after daylight savings feels like foreboding voice: youre running out of time me: for what? foreboding voice: you just are
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꩜@adorewordssNov 5
they should invent a month where nothing happens and nothing hurts
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the meji@mejitwoNov 5
“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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Every day I log into work and wait for an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”
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Huesuputamare!
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@CBADggNov 4
Image from CBAD (@CBADgg)
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@CryLawsonNov 4
My wife calling me to bed. She gonna have to wait. This an all time great night in twitter history
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Texas forever.
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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guy@damrider11Nov 3
you have no idea how much i'm monitoring the situation right now
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huge day for finding out if anything good can ever happen again
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☣︎@grimlunNov 3
escape room but it's actually just my brain
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Emma 🗡@edjenkoNov 3
work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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If you’re a woman with thoughts and feelings and dreams they kill you
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Millenials love one thing and it’s the two tiered mini grocery carts.
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