Mech Engineer. Gamer. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer
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I seem to have rather unexpectedly gained some new followers recently.
In the spirit of managing expectations, please understand that I will disappoint you in some way, and more likely sooner than later.
The UK has the same responsibility to Iran's embassy today that Iran had to the US embassy in 1979.
I hope they take that seriously and discharge their responsibilities with the same professionalism that Iran did back in the day.
In phone conversation with the UK Foreign Secretary this evening, I made clear that the UK is per international legal obligations dutybound to ensure the safety and security of Iran's London Consulate and Embassy. If the UK cannot uphold its duty to protect diplomatic missions, Iran would be left with no choice but to consider evacuating our personnel.
I also urged the UK to avoid interfering in Iran's internal affairs, including by continuing to refrain from taking action against Israeli-backed terrorists posing as news organizations. Ofcom has clear rules and regulations about the incitement of violence and glorification of terrorism. The UK Government must take action to ensure that its own domestic laws are upheld.
I love everything about this scene. It's one of the greatest monologues ever from the greatest play and the best Shakespeare film.
But the best part? Brian Blessed isn't wearing a costume. That's his own personal suit of armor.
youtu.be/xaVD3iBz7CU
Had the weirdest dream earlier.
I'd stolen a Dodge Ram from a dealer and had to get it back to the ship for some reason because Shepherd Book needed a truck? And Paul Giamatti was there because of course he was. I wound up driving through a building and got stuck in an office.
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New isn’t always better.
Decline is possible.
Innovation doesn’t always equal progress.
Only better is better.
This is outstanding. It's on par with Happy Fun Ball and Old Glory Robot Insurance.
SNL took a commercial for a real psoriasis medication and turned it into a story about a mysterious force that may have existed before humanity.
Ryan Gosling, Sarah Sherman and Ashley Padilla helped turn “Otezla” into one of those sketches that gets more ridiculous the longer you watch.
Here’s how it works.
Just got out of You Can See Everything.
Lock for the Oscar for best documentary.
Probably gonna get Best Picture, too.
And we finally see who was flirting with @jarvis_best , trying to steal him from that Mace slag.
Over the past little bit or so I've learned more about Jeanne d'Arc than I ever expected I'd want to know, and I've turned into a bit of a fan.
This is appalling.
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The man has demonstrated that he can take a ~250 ft tall, 300 ton rocket booster traveling at Mach 5 at ~300,000 ft altitude, reorient / decelerate it, and land it on a tower with a spatial and velocity error of < 1 m and < 1 m/s, and y’all retards are out here speculating that he must have faked a 4000 lb car doing a kick flip from rest at sea level.
I’m sorry but you just don’t have any intuitive sense for physics or engineering difficulty.
If you’ve seen a man piss through a keyhole 100 m away, you don’t need a conspiracy theory to explain how he manages to piss in a lake.