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New outdoor event! 🎉 8/17, relax on the lawn w/ picnicking, entertainment, & laughs headlined by humorist/writer Sara Given, creator of the viral #humor blog It's Like They Know Us. 🤣
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according to these stock photos i found on amazon, remote learning for my first grader is going to be a delight
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Another one that is too long and too weird to shorten. You simply must experience its majestic stupidity in full text:
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The countdown of our 18 most-read articles of 2018 culminates today with the final four. This hilarious piece by @orangeschubert, which all former toddlers and caregivers of toddlers can relate to, comes in at #4... mcsweeneys.net/articles/todd… #McSweeneysTop18of2018
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I have the beginnings of an old-lady stoop *and* the unsightly chin-and-neck pimples of a fifteen-year-old. @honeystaysuper newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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Vaccines don't overwhelm a child's immune system. I have no idea what a giant syringe of pink fluid in a baby's arm does, though. Maybe ask the person in charge of this ridiculously staged photo. @LikeTheyKnowUs
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@LikeTheyKnowUs its says below "Love me time." : "take some time for yourself and iron" hello 2017 teapaw.org/aliettejonkers/status/…
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Other moms: Look kids, I got you these special solar eclipse viewing glasses!
Me: Look kids, it's getting dark out… BEDTIME!
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Very gentle reminder: Our humor website could really use your support. patreon.com/mcsweeneysintern…
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@LikeTheyKnowUs I'm never more relaxed and comfortable than when I can pump milk and eat an orange on a lazy day. – at Bremen, GA
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Baby wraps are great for feeling close to the baby and great for making you feel ridiculously incompetent.
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@LikeTheyKnowUs "I love working from home, it's so productive, especially in this breastfeeding suit" teapaw.org/vismahrmnieuws/status/…
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Pt. 2 Glitter
it's everywhere...send help.
