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American Surfer

@Lima7Kilo

American Surfer | SF Vet, Coach, Teacher & Engineer. I'm a jack of all trades and mastered a few. President Trump is the GOAT. Stay frosty.

 On the water whenever possible
Joined November 2022
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1/4 When I was in Army Basic Training, Columbia Pictures used the 13th training batallion to film the graduation scene for the movie, 'Stripes' with Bill Murray. I was in Charlie Company. Sergeant Blankenship was our drill instructor.
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Schrödinger
@OF_SchroedingerNov 2
Wahrscheinlich das erste Mal in ihrem Leben, dass diese dumme Kuh Konsequenzen für ihr handeln erfahren hat.
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lol 😂
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@charise_leeOct 31
This is hilarious…Happy Halloween 🎃
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Pop Waves
@popwavesxNov 1
Bro I couldn't stop laughing at this Every time these two are together something weird happens..😍😍
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BostonWriter
@bostonwriterNov 1
These are amazing. Every last one. 🤣
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John
@MagaGrunt1Oct 31
🇺🇸Okay…hands down the best response that you may never hear unless you listen to this 👇.🇺🇸
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Katie K USA
@KimKatieUSAOct 31
Halloween Costume of the Night This dog wins Halloween costume of the night. Nothing can beat this. He doesn't look too happy about it, but I hope he gets a nice bone and plenty of treats when it's all over. What's the best pet costume you've seen tonight?
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@KimKatieUSANov 1
There are people who put a lot of effort into their home for Halloween and there is this guy.
Katie K USA (@KimKatieUSA) profile pictureKatie K USA
@KimKatieUSAOct 31
Halloween Costume of the Night This dog wins Halloween costume of the night. Nothing can beat this. He doesn't look too happy about it, but I hope he gets a nice bone and plenty of treats when it's all over. What's the best pet costume you've seen tonight?
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Brandon
@LibOrNormalOct 31
🚨The greatest thing I've seen in a long time!! Liberal White Woman..... Meet PAVEMENT 😅🤣😂
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FAFO
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@SteveInmanClipsOct 31
People have had enough of the stupid pranks.
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The Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 29
People who have a sense of humor are the most intelligent. 😂
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DESERT FOX@DESERTF36697217Oct 28
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♦️🇺🇸♦️WHOA THIS IS NOT A DRILL♦️🇺🇸♦️
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Declaration of Memes
@LibertyCappyOct 27
This could take a while. 👀👀👀 Is this why so many young Americans aren't buying homes?
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Jesse Watters
@JesseBWattersOct 27
WHOA! Winston Marshall warns of “DECADES-LONG ANARCHY” in EUROPE. 🤯 @MrWinMarshall: “This is spreading across Europe… France, Italy, Spain—it’s a TINDERBOX.” 🔥 “It’s a combination of people of immigrant heritage, but also indigenous kids, ANTIFA flags.” Could we be on the BRINK of CIVIL CONFLICT? 💣
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Justin Edwards@WolvesWin2022Oct 26
When WNBA fans think their players can play against NBA players .......
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Way of Men
@WayOfMennOct 26
Bro figured out life... 🔥🔥
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💥BQQQQQQQM💥 A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE ALIVE!!! - WE ARE WATCHING A MOVIE🍿🐸🇺🇸 SHARE!!
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Three minutes of Pete Holmes comedy... He is somewhat surreal sometimes Pete has a unique delivery and sense of humor
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Johnny B. Good
@Cat5SMASHICANEOct 26
As far as dirt and gravel roads go, this seems like a fantastic idea. I wonder what country came up with the idea? I don't know how you would incorporate it into a paved road but, for everything else I think it's very cool. I don't think there's anything like that around my neck of the woods. 🔥🔥🔥
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