.-. LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah That she doesn’t really know what she saw ..but now it’s not corny ..since everyone’s horny She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois. #LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. OBAMA MOCKS TRUMP ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL Donald Trump may re-read the reviews The election is breaking the news ..but now there’s some drama ..Trump’s mocked by Obama And we all know his party will lose. #Obama #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TRAITOR KUSHNER MAY ATTEMPT TO DENY Jared Kushner may attempt to deny That the Saudis are his money supply ..but if that’s his reason ..it looks like treason And everything he says is a lie. #JaredKushner #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS ARE IN CRISIS Donald Trump may declare from the stump Republicans are starting to slump ..he knows that the crisis ..is rising gas prices And voters can see it at the pump. #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. MELANIA STEALS VALOR FROM THE POPE Republicans must say they admire MELANIA and what she’ll inspire ..but she looks like a dope ..stole idea from Pope And claims she arranged a ceasefire. #Melania #TrumpAdministration

.-. TRUMP GIVES ALASKAN OIL FIELDS TO RUSSIA Donald Trump may believe like a Royal He can reward anyone who is loyal ..but everyone knows ..he’s reaching new lows Letting Russia drill Alaska for oil. #Alaska #PutinPuppet

.-. TRUMP SUES TO BLOCK ALASKA ELECTION Republicans are seeing the clues In Alaska they’re destined to lose ..but Trump is so great ..he’s aware of the fate And before the election, he sues. #Alaska #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TOM FITTON WILL RACISTLY DECLARE Tom Fitton will declare like a jerk That Muslims disobey and will shirk ..he’s filling with dread ..about Abdul El-Sayed Being elected and going to work. #TomFitton #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS ON RAPE MESSAGING Donald Trump can powerfully declare That criticism is always unfair ..but there is no escape ..when he’s asked about rape His message is “No, I don’t care.” #VivekRamaswamy #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. RAMASWAMY SECURES SUPPORT OF RAPISTS The truth and there is no escape We see it clear on the videotape ..Ramaswamy’s new ad ..is much worse than bad But it appeals to supporters of rape. #VivekRamaswamy #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TRAITOR KUSHNER MAY ATTEMPT TO DENY Jared Kushner may attempt to deny That the Saudis are his money supply ..but if that’s his reason ..it looks like treason And everything he says is a lie. #JaredKushner #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. LINDSEY GRAHAM AND THE PEDOPHILES Republicans are willing to say Lindsey Graham must have felt some dismay ..with a wink and a smile ..claim he’s a pedophile And he preferred to be dead than gay. #LindseyGraham #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. TRAITOR KUSHNER WORKING FOR BRIBES The reason no one is surprised Jared Kushner is widely despised ..but the bribes that he took ..don’t just prove he’s a crook It’s evidence that he’s compromised. #JaredKushner #TrumpAdministration

.-. TRUMP AWARDED FAKE HONOR Donald Trump must believe he’s adored By the country he says he restored ..but make no mistake ..every honor is fake Like the Man of the Century Award. #ManOfTheCentury #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

.-. METAPHORICALLY, PETE HEGSETH BROKE EISENHOWER’S GLOBE Pete Hegseth for what it is worth Was deluded from the moment of birth ..but it deserves a probe ..broke Eisenhower’s globe And now he’s destroying the Earth. #PeteHegseth #TrumpAdministration

.-. TRUMP IS RUNNING OUT OF LUCK Donald Trump may declare like a schmuck He knows he has run outta luck ..but he’ll never admit ..he is still full of sh*t And soon he will be a Lame Duck. 🦆 #LameDuck #DementiaDon

.-. IRONICALLY, PETE HEGSETH BROKE EISENHOWER’S GLOBE Pete Hegseth for what it is worth Was deluded from the moment of birth ..but it deserves a probe ..broke Eisenhower’s globe And now he’s destroying the Earth. #PeteHegseth #TrumpAdministration