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Jerry Long

@Longbroscomedy

Less nice half of a satirical sketch comedy team. Please read and support my work here- https://teapaw.org/t.co/A7bHJ1QE0S https://teapaw.org/t.co/1NtqUeeXPn

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Joined July 2013
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Made this film because @montypython are our Gods. NOT because we hung backstage at Hollywood Bowl-Graham Chapman tried to get us an agent-TerryJones offered advice& MichaelPalin appeared on our radio show. But BECAUSE they are INCREDIBLE PEOPLE...for Gods youtu.be/iJrZgDGdn_Y
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We do not have to settle for this. #SchumerAndJeffriesMustGo jlbeggar.substack.com/p/a-pa…
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Schumer and Jeffries may be inevitable for the New York Times, but they do not need to be! jlbeggar.substack.com/p/a-pa…
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Ray Padgett@rayfpNov 4
Bob found his next guitarist
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This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan 📸: Vatican Media
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60 Minutes' Ross Douthat makes a fool out of himself trying to claim the Saudi Lobby is similar in power to the Israel Lobby. "[$33 million] was spent by AIPAC [against me]," Abdul El-Sayed counters. "Can you point to any other spending [like that]?!"
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May be the first time in history a Zionist bombed and no children were killed.
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Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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I could not place this with the New York Times. Please advise. @NathanJRobinson @davidsirota jlbeggar.substack.com/p/pres…
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Is anybody else annoyed by the bright strips of light reflecting on the court? #Sixers
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I wrote about the Emperor’s desire to see men without clothes: jlbeggar.substack.com/p/pres…
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I wrote about Donald Trump's inordinate fondness for men. jlbeggar.substack.com/p/pres…
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PRESIDENT LIBERACE’S LUST FOR MEN jlbeggar.substack.com/p/pres…
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My new piece on the insanity of believing we can move on from climate change is now up. I hope you'll read and share. Thanks! jlbeggar.substack.com/p/the-…
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THE POLITICS OF CLIMATE: APOCALYPTIC INDIFFERENCE VS. CATACLYSMIC POSTURING jlbeggar.substack.com/p/the-…
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MAXEY. VJ. JB. BRON. EMBIID. THESE FIVE IN PHILLY TOGETHER 🤯
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THEY GOT THEIR RUN! #Phillies
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I used to be able to communicate with followers and follows at this site. I have no idea who can or can't see my posts now. But I hope some of you will take the time to read and share my latest piece, as it deals with many evil people. Thanks! counterpunch.org/2026/09/23/…
“Concert To Kill Palestinians” Draws Sparse But Affluent Crowd

“Concert To Kill Palestinians” Draws Sparse But Affluent Crowd

NEW YORK, NY - The initial Concert To Kill Palestinians, first in a proposed nationwide tour to generate support for the wanton slaughter of Palestinian

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If you are annoyed by Ed Sheeran and repulsed by any of Robert Kraft, Bill Maher, John Fetterman, Bari Weiss or either of the Ellisons, I have a short, semi-fictitious news item you might enjoy! jlbeggar.substack.com/p/conc…
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My new piece looks back ten years to when The #Resistance claimed #Trump was a #Russian spy. An important reminder of how Centrist #Democrats will create issues so they can pretend to address them. jlbeggar.substack.com/p/the-…
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Sean Keane@seankeaneSep 3
The NBA should have considered what effect the Clippers punishment would have on the billionaire CEO of Ticketmaster’s son.
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1) This Clippers penalty is dumb. My son is in tears asking why I didn’t raise him a Laker fan (lol). I’ve got 3 years left on my season tickets. Why decimate a franchise? Who’s being punished? Leagues should operate from a view that the owners are stewards of the fans’ team.
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I can't imagine being this insane
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