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Timmy D retweeted
Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers.
Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
Timmy D retweeted
First date idea: I drink 11 beers at chili’s, she has a salad and a water and then blows into the ignition interlock device so my truck will start
Timmy D retweeted
Philip Rivers clearly still loves San Diego 💙💛
(via @MTSPodOmaha)
Timmy D retweeted
The perfect ending for Justin Verlander.
His daughter runs out to the mound and he walks off with his family.
Feels like a movie.
Timmy D retweeted
Reporter: "Did you have anything to do with that (White Sox making it to the playoffs)?"
Pope Leo: "No comment."
2024 White Sox Record: 41-121
2025 White Sox Record: 60-102
2026 White Sox Record: 82-77 PLAYOFFS
Timmy D retweeted
Nothing like a home run ball exchange 💛
ALT Ethan Salas holding his two home run balls. He is wearing Padres gear.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.
ALT Ethan Salas meeting the fans who caught his home run balls.
Timmy D retweeted
This is one of the many perverse ironies of the Macklemore situation.
If Ed Sheeran's opening act had waved an Israeli flag and proclaimed his love of Israel -- and then a cartel of rich venue owners banned him from appearing -- we would have a two-month orgy of people screaming ANTI-SEMITISM, with Mike Johnson holding emergency House hearings featuring Jonathan Greenblatt and Dana Bash and Jake Tapper crying with Van Jones on CNN about how dangerous America has become for Jews.
Timmy D retweeted
This Elon livestream smoking clip is going to age so well 🤣 Most people don’t know — "friends" hit him up just 10 minutes later.”
Elon Musk: So, is that a joint, or is it a cigar?
Joe Rogan: It’s marijuana inside of tobacco.
Elon Musk: Yeah, I think I tried one once. I mean, it’s legal, right?
[Ten minutes later]
Joe Rogan: You getting text messages from chicks?
Elon Musk: No. I’m getting text messages from friends saying, “What the hell are you doing smoking weed?”
Joe Rogan: Is that bad for you?
Elon Musk: It’s legal.
Joe Rogan: It’s government approved.
Elon Musk: It’s not, you know… I’m not a regular smoker of weed.
Joe Rogan: How often do you smoke it?
Elon Musk: Almost never.
Timmy D retweeted
Happy 75th Dad!
Today I'm remembering your weirdness and your extraordinary capacity to love.
And for the folks out there who'd like to celebrate with me, go do something kind for someone. Make someone laugh. Put a little more good into the world.
Love you forever.
Timmy D retweeted
Pretty sure this isn't worse that Qatar using slaves to build a stadium.
This is probably the biggest scandal in World Cup history.
USA striker Folarin Balogun committed this outrageous foul against Bosnia and was shown a straight red card… but here’s where it gets crazy.
The White House publicly contacted FIFA and the tournament organizers, asking them to lift his suspension. And they actually did. Balogun is now eligible to play against Belgium.
The organizers cited something called a “probation period,” meaning the red card still stands, but instead of serving the mandatory suspension, he’ll only be punished if he commits a similar offense again.
A blatant manipulation of the rules for everyone to see, especially considering red-card suspensions are not supposed to be appealable.
When you’re expelled from school, but your dad is the Principal. 😭
Timmy D retweeted
Belgium is ridiculous to be upset about Balogun being allowed to play. Why should Belgium benefit from something that happened to Bosnia-Herzegovina?
Go make me a waffle.
