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Joined August 2026
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sorry sista got no change
Men used to have muses. Men used to be patrons of the arts. Y'all wanna "invest" in shit like bitcoin instead of tithing to beauty and that's why God doesn't talk to you anymore
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Aaron Sorkin do not even think about it we’re good
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair. U.S. intelligence believes he had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
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fat niggas never like to see another fat nigga lose weight
Druski sold his soul
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Presenting British GQ’s first Men of the Year cover star: Declan Rice. #DeclanRice isn’t done. He’s won the Premier League with Arsenal – ending a 22-year drought – to become one of the most feared midfielders in the world. The scary part? The more he wins, the hungrier he gets. Read his #GQMOTY cover story: britishgq.visitlink.me/mbl5v…
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25 year old that drives a hyundai: she’s just using me man :/ 63 year old billionaire: the beautiful hot woman will love me forever. I am perfect.
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
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Don’t think La Bola Negra is particularly good nor bad but some of you need to learn how to read negative reviews of films you like without chucking a tantrum lmao
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Seen a man pull his hammy at 9:30am on Sunday at a Footy Addicts session 😭😭😭
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This is lowkey the one archetype in Britain that’s enjoying life to the fullest with all that’s going on 🤣
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Jake Gyllenhall had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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now that it’s 2026 can we dissect the infantilization of womanhood… “i’m just a girl”bowl of berries swan emoji bunny ballet aesthetic etc is it traceable yet? was it covid cope? somehow the 2006 equivalent is girl with a clip on tail carrying a plushy & singing the doom song
There are so many things to be interested in and so many things to log
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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A Rothschild/Hilton shilling a shop my link it might actually be bad out there
Obsessed with how many ways you can wear this dress. 🛒: go.shopmy.us/p-94187552
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Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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Coconut water tastes like saliva but I’m used to that taste so it’s calm
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This is what real biohacking looks like by the way
Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and time travel naps just to stay alive on the set of his hit sitcom "I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the pipe, either girls or porn or both. I felt like I was time traveling from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. It felt like 15 minutes, whereas 9:00 to midnight felt normal" "The hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished. And then someone's banging on my door, 'Dude, you're late, what the f*ck?' And I'm still sideways" "So I'd pop half a Xanax, hit the pillow, and try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night" "Then I'd hit the shower and say, 'I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower.' That's about 11, 12 hours, just shower to shower" "I get to work and have that midday drop-off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep fuel in the engine, so I started drinking" "People look at sitcoms like, 'Oh, they're having a fun time.' It gets super f*cking complicated"
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A father’s love for his daughter never ends, even when her time here does. There are no words to describe the heartbreak of losing a child or the emptiness that lasts a lifetime. The years may pass, but the love, the memories, and the longing to have her here with us never fade. If you are able, please consider making a donation to support us as we walk to honor Autumn this Saturday. These donations, no matter how small, help fund life-saving research, suicide prevention education, and support for families who know the unimaginable heartbreak of losing someone they love. Autumn will always be my daughter, our heroic archer. She will always be loved and always be a part of everything I do. afspwalks.donordrive.com/tea…
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When i met nichecoolguy at the bfi southbank last month
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i take great offense in everyone being shocked that oppenheim is openly talking abt the major themes of his goddamn movie like did u guys think he was a moron who accidentally stumbled into a nuclear family abuse portrait. lmfao.
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