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Chicago, Illinois
Joined January 2009
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I’m crying bro this is literally their World Series 😭😭 acting like they won it all ✌️
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Brewers ring before pca playoff homerun 😭😭😭😭
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet Craig Counsell is absolutely sick right now.
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
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Has anyone ever put a position player in the World Series?
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I have never doubted Cairo Santos
I'm done with Cairo Santos.
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Chase don’t get too close honey, it bites!!
White Sox’ Chase Meidroth and Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong on sideline before game
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What is this Duke of earl ass anthem?
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Having to explain to my dad that his Father’s Day gift is ruined and he’s going to have to watch Bears lose in person because a weird looking blonde just walked by us on the Soldier Field colonnade. 😩
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Mr. Reginald Cermak must be absolutely swimming in coin since word got out about the Reggie’s Bears bus.
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Stop fucking telling people how great Bridgeport is. Nobody who lives or hangs out there cares what the rest of the city thinks. We just want the rent to stay affordable and the bars to stay chill.
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Sox park is surrounded by parking lots and train yards? Not a single bar or restaurant worth visiting? Yes, exactly. Congratulations on how correct you are. Now go away.
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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WTF IS A GUARDIAN!!!???
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
What a career it's been for J-ram 🙌#GuardsBall
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Get shit on, Cleveland.
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