@MGImmigration

no one should take themselves so seriously

 Philly / Victory Corner, Spain
Joined October 2015
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Amen coach. Amen.
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanOct 3
Jesus hates Virginia Tech and so do I
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Jon Miller
@MillerStreamOct 26
absolutely crazy to say “faith and family most important to us.” their relationship literally began when she started cheating on her 2nd husband and busting her shit wide open for hannity in his basement. then he told his priest he wants to marry the side bitch, priest said no shot. so he left the church lmao.
Fox News
@FoxNewsOct 25
Fox News stars Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity tied the knot on Saturday at the historic Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in Palm Beach, Florida, returning to the place where Hannity proposed over Christmas in 2024. Surrounded by their children, relatives and closest friends, the couple exchanged vows in a heartfelt ceremony that reflected their shared faith and the importance of family in their lives. Get the full details on Ainsley and Sean's wedding and the personal touches that made their big day memorable: foxnews.com/media/ainsley-ea…
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Kylie Cheung@kylietcheung23h
im just like so sick of this bullshit like
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker202423h
#MichiganSenate Mike Rogers licks his lip at Nicki Minaj when she stands up.
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Lifelong NBA player here.
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlainOct 26
Lifelong moderate liberal here. With Democrats nominating radicals like Abdul El-Sayed, and Democratic Party leaders cheering him on, I think this is the year where it makes sense for all common-sense, moderate, reasonable Democrats like myself to vote straight ticket GOP
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🚨Byron Donalds cuts ad with Jay Collins with the word “ANAL” in the background
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People in their 40s to TB12 right now
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 25
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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If Mrs. Gentry did this to me I would commit suppoku in her classroom
Ethan Lynne@ethanclynneOct 26
Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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Ethan Lynne@ethanclynneOct 26
Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
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iconnorpop@iconnnorpopOct 26
Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Cabot Montana
@AmanitaFugaxOct 26
Once again, nothing is a real problem until a conservative personally experiences it. Then it’s the greatest injustice to ever occur, how could this happen, why would anyone let this happen.
Deva Hazarika
@devahazOct 25
It’s just a little paperwork issue. It’s not a visa overstay. It’s just a clerical mistake. Contribute money to help with this terrible ordeal! ICE: It’s a 4 year visa overstay.
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Our government really is run by 12 year olds
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovOct 26
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Curtis Morrison
@curtismorrisonOct 26
Much more common: Republican men deleting Grindr from phone as the plane departs convention venue.
James Percival
@DHSGenCounselOct 26
Illegal aliens after they lie to get asylum.
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Critter@asclepiasyriacaOct 26
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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lol “Zone 1”Boarding on @transaviaFR is such a scam. It means you get to be the first to board the bus and, therefore, last on the plane.
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Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRiveraOct 25
After being cruelly used by the Ramaswami campaign, Amy Acton’s clearly distressed mother has reportedly been living with her cats in her car in a church parking lot in Pennsylvania. Did the Ramaswami campaign make any effort to improve the plight of this elderly woman they so ruthlessly exploited?
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I will be boycotting @imidaily for this reason (Errr not next week though)
Reuters
@ReutersOct 26
WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE President Trump escalated his invective against Norway, calling it a ‘shit house country’ and saying Norwegian immigrants are not welcome in the United States because the Nobel committee, based in the capital Oslo, has not awarded him a Peace Prize reut.rs/3U1joSt

Norway joins the list of countries Trump has abused in vulgar terms

US President Donald Trump on Sunday escalated ​his invective against Norway, calling it a "shit house country" and ‌saying Norwegian immigrants were not welcome in the United States because the Nobel...

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Can confirm
Austin Bechtold@AustinRBechtoldOct 25
Text from a friend in Paris at the game: “French have run out of food in the stadium. Just beer left.” He said he went to five different concession stands. And there are at least 75 people in line at food trucks. How does this happen at such a huge event??
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BetMGM 🦁
@BetMGMOct 25
Rodgers has more wins in France than Herbert has in America
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What the actual FUCK, @ufc?! HOW THE HELL IS THIS ACCEPTABLE?! During the SAME UFC broadcast, your English-language stream identifies Nikita Krylov’s birthplace as DONETSK, UKRAINE, while your ruzzian-language stream labels it DONETSK, rUZZIA. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! Donetsk is UKRAINE. It has ALWAYS been Ukraine. ruzzia’s illegal occupation DOES NOT change that. While Ukrainians are being killed defending their country against ruzzian aggression, you’re casually presenting internationally recognised Ukrainian territory as ruzzian territory to your ruzzian-speaking audience?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? This isn’t some harmless translation mistake. You’re displaying two completely different versions of reality depending on the language of the broadcast. @ufc, we demand a PUBLIC EXPLANATION. Who authorised this? Why was Donetsk labelled as ruzzia? And what are you going to do about it? You don’t get to recognise Ukraine’s borders in English and erase them in ruzziab. DONETSK IS UKRAINE! NOT rUZZIA! NEVER WAS! NEVER WILL BE!
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This was INSAAAANE Who the hell planned this?
Ellen Carmichael
@ellencarmichaelOct 25
They have run out of food at Stade de France and have resorted to giving us full size bags of chips
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