BREAKING: J.D. Vance provided the Wall Street Journal with a police report in which a local resident claimed her pet might have been taken by her Haitian neighbors. Well, guess what! A reporter visited Anna Kilgore’s house (pictured below) last night, and she confirmed that her missing cat, Miss Sassy, who disappeared in late August, was actually found safe a few days later—hiding in her own basement. So much for that story! They keep doubling and tripling down but only make themselves look like even bigger fools.