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Would made that "every single fucking idiot" except apparently a few of them have managed to marry.
Some of them even marry humans. A select few marry humans who aren't blood kin.
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Jon Husted voted once to hide the Epstein files, 9 times to cut your health care, and 14 times to continue the Iran War.
You only get one chance to vote him out, don't miss it.
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THREE democratic women running for office have been in mysterious car accidents recently! When I was in court with Jeffrey Epstein, one thing he was accused of was trying to run witnesses off the road
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Pete Hegseth was confirmed 51–50 on a JD Vance tiebreaker. One more Republican with a spine could have stopped him. Hakeem Jeffries can vow to "run him out of town," but the time for that was before Hegseth openly turned Iran into a holy war. Remember that in the coming weeks.
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Dear nonvoters: I get the exhaustion. I ran, I lost, and I showed up the next morning anyway. They are counting on your silence. Make them count your ballot instead.
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My late colleague and brilliant co U.S. Science Envoy with me in the Obama Admin the @Caltech Nobel Laureate in Chemistry Ahmed Zewail would disagree. God rest his soul he didn’t have to endure this, and of course RFK Jr forgets that it was the Arab scientists of the Middle Ages who kept Aristotle, Hippocrates, Galen alive to hand it down in the Renaissance. My favorite books on this topic attached
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If for no other reason, vote against every damn Republican on the ballot because of this. Because of this disgrace, this shame. What happened to Alex Pretti should never happen in America.👇
Alex Pretti's father: Our son was shot and killed by the government, federal immigration agents, on January 24th, 2026. We learned about his death from the media as we saw him being shot repeatedly in the back after helping a woman from his community. This was not a protest that Alex was at. His hands were in the air, and his face was on the ground when he was executed by ICE agents. We know exactly what our eyes saw. No one from the federal government called us on that day. But they did go on TV to tell lies about Alex. No one has called us since. No one has recanted those lies.
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Friendly reminder Wisconsin.
The 2 Democratic members in the House from our state instantly voted to release the Epstein files when offered.
The 6 Republican members voted to keep them sealed, on all three opportunities given them.
Wisconsin GOP…
Guardians of Pedophiles.
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The Trump administration blackmailed Colorado by holding back over 40 million dollars in funding to get convicted felon Tina Peters out of prison so she can meddle in elections again. Add this to what Trump should be impeached for.
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Lowering the Medicare age to 50 would cost $180 billion a year. That's $70 billion less than the budget increase the House passed for the Department of War.
We could have healthcare over warfare.
I'm proud to cosponsor @RepJayapal's bill to lower the age from 65 to 50.
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It’s really something, isn’t it? The entire country knows that if Republicans lose, no way will Trump accept the results. No way will he. He’ll again lie, claim the election was “stolen,” and incite violence. Again. And everyone knows it.
He’s the biggest sore loser in all of human history. It’s really something, isn’t it?
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If you had told me, short years ago, that the GOP would become the party of the Kremlin, tariffs, governmental ownership of companies, and homoeroticism …
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Donald, you've offered $1 million for information leading to an arrest and conviction for voter fraud.
Interesting.
In January 2021, you called Georgia's secretary of state and asked him to "find 11,780 votes." Meanwhile, your allies assembled false elector certificates in seven states you lost.
The recording exists. The certificates exist. Congress investigated the scheme, and a federal grand jury indicted you over efforts to overturn the election.
Of course, an indictment isn't a conviction, and your reward specifically requires one. So nobody gets to collect a million dollars merely by pointing to your own documented conduct.
Still, there's something extraordinary about a president who tried to overturn an election now offering cash rewards for reporting election wrongdoing.
Perhaps the first place to look is the recording of your own phone call.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Trump’s DOJ just charged James Comey for the third time in a little over a year. They lost the first one. The second one is about seashells and isn’t going anywhere. So they went looking for a new one.
What they landed on is a 2016 leak to the New York Times that Trump’s own prosecutor already looked at in 2018 and declined to charge. A second DOJ investigation closed in 2020 with the same answer. But the statute of limitations runs out this week, so they skipped the grand jury and filed anyway.
And it’s not just Comey. Yesterday a judge ruled the DOJ illegally fired his daughter, a prosecutor with outstanding reviews every year, and ordered her reinstated with back pay.
So this is what we’re dealing with. A Justice Department that will keep going after someone no matter how many times it loses, and will go after his family if that’s what it takes.
Trump said he’d do this. He campaigned on it. And the people he put in charge at the DOJ keep trying. All to keep the toddler who ended up in the White House happy. I break it all down in today’s show (link in reply).
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The craziest part about this whole Cheesecake Factory thing is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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That American citizens are significantly less likely to receive disaster relief if they live in states that didn't vote for the regime in power should be treated as a major scandal.
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Do we think it's a coincidence that after two rounds of Trump tax cuts for the richest people in America, the world got its first trillionaire—who's now dumped a record amount of money into influencing our elections?
This is all by design, folks.
Tax the rich. Immediately.
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Besides being nakedly racist and bigoted, this is just hilariously wrong on all levels.
I mean, Omar Yaghi won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry last year, and he won the Wolf Prize in 2018. And that's just one example.
He also said Arabs don't produce any literature. Last year's winner of the National Book Award was Lebanese writer and painter Rabih Alameddine. The winner in non-fiction? Egyptian-American journalist Omar El Akkad.
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Early voting crossed 30 million
That’s 30 million Americans casting ballots, while Trump’s DOJ unsuccessfully runs around trying to throw ballots out
The courts are one line of defense--the ballot box is the strongest, & your vote is how we hold it -TN
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