Writer @SteepleTimes Gin's my tipple: I like it strong & without pollution. Love mystery & mayhem. Sometimes on YouTube: https://xitter.cf/t.co/mx73NDN9eO

London, SW3
Joined July 2011
Thank you to those who've responded in a kindly and generous fashion to my second article about my 'hotel homeless' experiences after business and housing troubles hit. I've appreciated hearing how many others have gotten through similar and the suggestions made. Those who've told me to 'give up' and 'suicide myself' have simply been muted. In case you haven't already read: thesteepletimes.com/editoria… Thank you again for all support via paypal.com/paypalme/MatthewJ… #Support #Homeless #ThankYou
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A beauty in blue. The best 4x4 by far. I loved my (off-road) adventures in one of these as a child. #LandRover #4x4 #Best4x4ByFar #MarvellousMotors
After a boring, wet, windy weekend, we are relieved to be back in our happy place - surrounded by The Nation’s favourite vehicles at John Brown HQ.
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Tinned sardines don't supposedly contain sardines anymore. They're thus pefect for the liar-liar-pants-on-fire faker @wesstreeting to stock up on. He couldn't tell the truth if it bit him in his bloody arse. #WesStreeting #Labour #LabourScum #Armageddon #StockUp #Sardines #PanicBuying #LabourLiars
Seeing an awful lot of “Armageddon-type” posts, due to Wes Streeting’s rather vague, namby-pampy “stock up” interview. Barring pallets of baked beans, tinned sardines & Pedigree Chum, would Ms. Streeting also recommend a sturdy kagool to stave off any imminent threat?
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“One steps out with actresses, one doesn’t marry them,” Prince Philip How fuckin right was he
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It seems that a clear majority agree with me. Facebook is the worst social media platform. People I have known in reality who are rational and reasonable seem to turn into raging, ranting wrong'uns there. I shall limit further how often I look at Facebook henceforth. #Facebook #SocialMedia #AntiSocialMedia #FacebookFails
Which is the worst social media platform in terms of attracting busybodies, nasty noxious sorts and bossy bores? #SocialMedia #Facebook #X #Twitter #YouTube #NextDoor #SocialMediaHell
46%Facebook
31%X / Twitter
3%YouTube
20%NextDoor
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It may be a fake, but Mary Grant is the kind of lady one would most definitely want at one's dinner table. Cheers to Mary Grant and all old ladies like her. #Letters #Communication #Radio #OAP #OldAge #Rant #RadioRanter #LadyOfLetters
The greatest letter of all time...
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Advance birthday wishes to my rambunctious Twittering essayist friend Andrei Navrozov @commelediamant; have a read of his Sunday sermon and "enjoy" as they supposedly say in Sacramento (I'm still to fathom what this actually means). #HappyBirthday #HaveAGander #ReadOn
Today on Substack: In Defence of Opera. It's my birthday tomorrow, and as I don't have it in me to play hide-and seek games with Twitter, here's the link to the essay: andreinavrozov.substack.com/… All the same, thank you for your thoughtful likes and affectionate reposts!
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Thank you to those who've responded in a kindly and generous fashion to my second article about my 'hotel homeless' experiences after business and housing troubles hit. I've appreciated hearing how many others have gotten through similar and the suggestions made. Those who've told me to 'give up' and 'suicide myself' have simply been muted. In case you haven't already read: thesteepletimes.com/editoria… Thank you again for all support via paypal.com/paypalme/MatthewJ… #Support #Homeless #ThankYou
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I'd be very interested to hear about Nicole Junkermann, the woman who talked about having a baby with Jeffrey Epstein in emails. I hear she's no longer in her £50m pad in The Boltons and is busy plugging things in AI, art and health. Anyone seen her? It's like "Where's Wally?" with this baby maker. #NicoleJunkermann #JeffreyEpstein #NJFHoldings #NicoleBrachettiPeretti #FerdinandoBrachettiPeretti #EhudBarak #MattHancock #BenjaminNetanyahu #LenBlavatnik #Carbyne911 #Revolut #Google #Unilever #Salesforce #CayoTV #Football #EpsteinFiles #WhereIsNicoleJunkermann
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Progress in Chelsea - I have just met the chief of the operation. They are using rubber mats, steel plates and Fairy Liquid. They did the same thing 18 months ago he claims (without any troubles). He denied any connection to @andyburnham and having troubles going backwards. #AndyBurnham #Lorry #InHealth #BackwardsBurnham #ButlerAndWilson #PJs #PJsChelseaBrasserie #FulhamRoad #Chelsea #London #SW3 #WhatAMess #ClearTheRoads #TrafficTerrors #UtterNutters #ElfAndSafety #HealthAndSafety #BackwardsBurnhamBashup
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I have just met the chief of the operation. They are using rubber mats, steel plates and Fairy Liquid. They did the same thing 18 months ago he claims.
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I did three sets of screen-tests for Gogglebox @C4Gogglebox several years ago with four different friends. I would have enjoyed doing the show, but sadly none of the others could fit with the schedule demands and thus I was rejected. I never heard from them again, but might have enjoyed the experience in spite of being more radio ready than telly box tuned. #Gogglebox #Channel4 #Telly #Television #TV #AndyBurnham #GoggleboxAndy #BurnhamOnTheBox #BackwardsBurnham #BogOffBurnham #TellyBoxTreasures #TellyBoxTrash
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Child abuse is horrific, but the bottom line is none of these allegations have been proven.
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What caused the about turn of the likes of Ingrid Seward @RoyalBiographer and Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG on the mendacious meddling menace Meghan Markle? #MeghanMarkle #ThomasMarkle #TomMarkle #Markle #PrinceHarry #RoyalFamily #Royal #RoyalRotters #RoyalScum #Lies #Truth #Fiction
6%Real belief; abuse story
34%Bosses have changed sides
43%Sheer opportunism
17%They've been hoodwinked
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Another one bites the dust and is sent to wail at the wall. My response: "Bog off. Sussex Squad slop has no place on anyone's timeline. Go shove yourself up your stinking jumper loser. #SussexSquad #Slop #ShutIt #BogOff #Mute #UtterNutter #Loser"
😂😂😂 kick rocks. It will never happen.
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As #Anthea is trending, here's a reminder of the 'finest moments' of 'Princess Tippytoes' swinger-into-action Anthea Turner. She certainly isn't great at choosing company; anyone who hangs around with knicker flashing nutter Lizzie Cundy needs sectioning. #AntheaTurner @AntheaTurner1 #PrincessTippytoes #GrantBovey #LizzieCundy #Telly #TV #Chocolate #Flakegate #Cadburys #Flake #TellyBoxTreasures #TellyBoxTrash
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Which is the worst social media platform in terms of attracting busybodies, nasty noxious sorts and bossy bores? #SocialMedia #Facebook #X #Twitter #YouTube #NextDoor #SocialMediaHell
46%Facebook
31%X / Twitter
3%YouTube
20%NextDoor
87 votes • Final results
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Given #ShakespeareSunday is trending, have a gander at my fabulous friend @AmandaEliasch13's trailer for her film that takes an alternative view on the authorship question concerning the Bard of Avon. #TheTruthWillOut has deservedly won award after award and will be a must watch. youtube.com/watch?v=lGbcJXlo… #Shakespeare #WilliamShakespeare #EdwardDeVere @deveresocietyuk #ChristopherMarlowe #ElizabethI #Theatre #Film #MustWatch
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