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MachalaUTD retweeted
“Does your dog bite?” No, he blesses.
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They have my heart 😩❤️💘
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MachalaUTD retweeted
women be like “i would do anything for you" and then literally do nothing
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Person go dey go through a lot network self go Kon bad
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Why do people always attach spirituality to sex? And why is it always the negative side? Does nothing good ever come from it?
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MachalaUTD retweeted
hope he finally sees that he’ll never be as big as Ronaldo not even if they gave him two lives. Proper 🐀
Ranked at the 27th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @selecaoportugal #ballondor
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Love yourself. Love yourself. Love yourself.
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nigga, if we splitting the bill, stop ordering for the table.
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Nah the nyash my guy dey see oh no be the face😂
she’s really one of the finest girl on twitter NG.
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“Adverb, Adjective, Conjunction, interjection” English Language was my Enemy then
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MachalaUTD retweeted
But how una take dey know say una be Main babe sef ? 🤔
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MachalaUTD retweeted
once you get comfortable with putting your phone calls on loudspeaker there’s no going back
once you get comfortable with not calling or texting people, there’s no going back
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Don Jazzy no see my comment since yesterday? Can't believe my village people are active on X🤣🤣
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Okay
How much are you willing to pay for my virginity? 👀😂
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my active & inactive mutuals 👀❤️ i’ll be back, okay? 🙏 make i use this opportunity go find food chop first 😭😂
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MachalaUTD retweeted
PFA player of the year was ranked 27th in ballon Dor. You expect me to take this league serious??😂😂😂😂😂
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This year ballon d’or is really unpredictable. I think World Cup played the bigger role!!!
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MachalaUTD retweeted
Prefer walking under rain to sun😢
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MachalaUTD retweeted
If you had to test your AI startup with just three people tomorrow, who would you choose? 1. Someone who already understands your product. 2. Someone in your target market who has never seen it. 3. Someone skeptical enough to challenge every answer. I’d choose the second and third first. People who already understand your product may overlook the exact things that confuse new customers..
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all my whole life I’ve been fly, I don’t know how to be average.
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